ooh com'on people,its fun to know answers like this....look evven i have done it a few times infront of guests,in public in parties,but its okay commmon i admit i have done it,get a bit natural
2007-01-15 05:32:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I do all the time but my grandfather God rest his soulcracked me up with his public fart. He used to say he did it in the mall while my grandmother was shopping. He said he liked to fart in one spot and then move and watch the people walk through it and see there faces turn red or frown really bad. Oh I miss my papa. He got a kick out of farting. He used to fart in the wood chair and those farts sound really hard and loud we would say eeewwwww and he would say that was not me that was that frog under the chair.
2007-01-15 05:39:44 · answer #1 · answered by sngozig 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you fart in public then I have discovered there are a few rules and tips to avoid discovery:
1. Always be the second to smell it, this is soo much less suspicious.
2. It is best to stroll away casually and busy yourself with something so it looks like your not interested and doing something else.
3. If it's bad wait a few seconds to finish then run for your life
2007-01-15 05:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG, yes i remember when i was in 5th grade, there was this test and then it just slipped (there was a test!)so every thing was quiet now i come to it and think it was funny but i was horrified at the minute that i never wated to face another human EVER AGAIN!oh and my dog DOES NOT care! he farts all the time in public and then runs away, lol, its worse than a stink bomb!!!
2007-01-15 05:38:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have many times , some may think it childish but I still can't resist laughing about it even though I'm a grown man almost 50 . It is funniest when there is an audience to appreciate it ha,ha .
2007-01-15 05:38:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
All the time.
2007-01-15 05:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by papabeartex 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm always one to admit when I fart in public! Usually I avoid it though, but we have a 15-month old who has some nasty farts himself! It's easier to fart and blame it on the kid. :-)
2007-01-15 05:36:20 · answer #6 · answered by FaZizzle 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, in restaurants, parties, home, school, it's rare. Hey, I'm telling it from my side! I'm not lying! I don't do it all the time! And at least I told the truth. Please!!! Even if you guys think I'm lying, It's actually true.
2007-01-15 05:45:38 · answer #7 · answered by Karin P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
President Bush did it for about an hour last Monday. He seemed to be speaking, but I think he was doing what you asked all the time, because nothing that he said makes any sense. He finally got his wish, his wife and his dog are the only friends he has. Thanks to his big mouth.....KECK
2007-01-15 05:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by Tneciter 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Everyboby has farted in public.
2007-01-15 05:37:09 · answer #9 · answered by headhunter_1991 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have
2007-01-15 05:36:02 · answer #10 · answered by LIBS Make ME Sick!!! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋