2007-01-15 04:07:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
But satisfaction brought him back
2007-01-15 04:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by keny 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The cat created falsehoods about the meek one
(the mouse of course) in order to provide an
atmosphere of false hysteria and to make a mockery of his supporters. All smear campaigns
are not foolproof because lies can be easily dispelled and evidence is always inclusive. The
anxiety of awaiting the proof to be revealed caused the cat to put a bullet in his brain.
or so i've been told.
The mouse strayed away from rebuttals and never
confronted his accuser(s). He had faith and calmly
waited for substance of things hopeful and for
evidence of things not seen.
The moral learned: RUMORS KILL AND THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
2007-01-15 07:07:42 · answer #2 · answered by Lerat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was curious as to who stole all his owners cheese. When he went to investigate, he found a giant mouse hole which was inhabited by giant mice. The mice had set up a device above the mouse hole, which dropped a heavy anvil onto the cats head when he approached the hole. This intense curiosity led to the demise of the cat.
2007-01-15 04:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Curiosity was the name of a Pit Bull Terrier, the cats' name was dimps.
Dimps was stupid enough to try to nick Curio's dinner.
Not enough left to make a fur glove.
2007-01-15 07:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by rogerglyn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful asking questions like that....you know what happened to the cat!!
2007-01-16 01:37:11 · answer #5 · answered by reggie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cat wondered what was on the other side of the road.
2007-01-15 04:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A cat wanted to see if it could land off her feet by jumping off a cliff, the cat landed on its head and died.
2007-01-15 04:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by uzumakinarutoninjafox 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was the question the cat asked
2007-01-15 04:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by PhoenixRights 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He wanted to know what was down the barrel of the shotgun
2007-01-15 08:18:42 · answer #9 · answered by blissman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Puma Academy!(sorry!)
2007-01-17 12:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think cat wanted to know the anatomy of a woodchipper
2007-01-15 04:37:48 · answer #11 · answered by That one guy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋