You will address me as King Jimbo, M'Lord, or Lord James: Ruler of all that is Awesome and Funny and Hot as Hell.
You will adhere to my decrees including answering all of my questions. Answering questions requires thought and truthfulness. Answering with "I don't know" or worse "IDK" or any abreviations, or "I got nuthin" or anything other than an answer will result in immediate reporting and possible death.
2007-01-15 04:00:46 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Attention: All citizens of Jimbo's Kingdom of Polls & Surveys. Anybody giving King Jimbo a thumbs down shall be banished.
2007-01-15 04:22:57 · update #1
I will allow you to stare at my glorious mullet
2007-01-15 04:06:52 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 9⤊ 2⤋
My Lord King Jimbo, oh great and mighty ruler of Polls and Surveys and all things Awesome and Funny.... I will bow down at your feet and kiss the ground you walk on.. I will feed you peeled grapes and strawberries and the finest chocolates around. Your wish is my command, Oh High and Mighty Ruler of all things Hot as Hell
2007-01-15 04:10:08 · answer #2 · answered by gonepostalinmo 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sorry Jimbo. I love the speech but I'm not giving up the throne that easy! LOL
2007-01-15 04:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I will serve you a KFC Bowl on a spiffy silver platter underneath a sparkling crystal chandelier.
2007-01-15 06:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you serve from the right and clear from the left.
Will that be fine with you M'lord?
*curtseys and walks out backwards*
2007-01-15 05:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As co-ruler of the Universe, I hereby knight you sir. Polls and Surveys will and shall be your kingdom.
2007-01-15 07:58:29 · answer #6 · answered by itty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, seeing as how I've been paying attention to the situation, I'd be glad to be one of your queens, Jim ;)
Oh, I'm sorry, Lord James....I'm going to have to get used to that.
2007-01-15 04:44:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um as co-ruler of the world (itty and I are sharing leadership)
you should be bowing down and serving us
2007-01-15 04:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well KING JIMBO. To serve you I am a nurse, so when you get sick or hurt I can make your illness go away.
2007-01-15 04:05:45 · answer #9 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
SEE! I told you all last year he was frickin' royalty! But NOOOOO!!! no one listened to The Bearded One at all!
Now who is laughing huh?!? Hey JIMBO! Let them eat cake!!!
2007-01-15 04:31:25 · answer #10 · answered by Groovacious 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I will be your Court Jester, King Jimbo.
2007-01-15 04:05:57 · answer #11 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋