Do you have a funny/embarrasing story about pantyhose?

Question

i was just wondering if any of you women had a funny or embarrassing story that involved pantyhose?

Answer 1

went to the toilet and forgot i was wearing them!
- nearly wee'd all over my pantyhose

Answer 2

All females have a funny/embarrassing story about pantyhose, me included, and if you have any cross dressers out there, you know they do, because if females, who this crap was designed for, after all these years can't get those stupid things right, then you know good and well, no cross dressing man can, and I am sure there are a hell of a lot more funny stories to be told in that circle about those damn PANTYHOSE, ask your question there.

Answer 3

Sometimes guys have them too...

I have occasionally worn them under regular long cycling tights when it's a little colder than usual. Now, your regular supermarket pantyhose don't stand up to that too well, so I bought a couple of pairs of heavy pantyhose from a discount bin at the local bicycle shop.

One day soon after I was going on a group ride in the mountains, and, concerned that regular longs wouldn't be quite warm enough, I put one of these heavier pair - which I had not yet used - in my pocket. All would have been well except that one rider - fortunately a woman - had not brought longs and was complaining about the cold. I innocently reached into my pocket and handed her the pantyhose in front of the group, who thought nothing of it until she returned a minute later - in winter fishnets!

But they were good strong hose and I still have them...

Answer 4

Back in the day when pantyhose were an everyday requirement, I was working a lot of hours. After work, I would strip and let my clothes fall where they may.

One day, some girlfriends and I went to a diner before work. As I walked down the aisle to a booth, something with my slacks felt funny. I ignored it. We ate, laughed, paid. Leaving the diner, a friend walking behind me said "Pssst". I din't know who she was talking to. As we got outside, she grabbed my shoulders and said "look down".

There was a pair of pantyhose, half in and half out, dragging from the leg of my pants. The worst part was over, so I decided, since I would live (and never go back to that diner), to laugh. We all doubled over and laughed our a**** off! For the next 20 years, I always checked the legs of my pants before putting them on...

Answer 5

Haha! A few years ago, I was wearing a skirt with pantyhose to church. These pantyhose were outrageously tight, and you know when pantyhose are tight, the waist starts to roll down...
Well in church, you are constantly standing up, sitting down, standing up, sitting down...and soon the pantyhose were rolling down my thighs!!! Now it was nearing the end of the service, and it was time for communion. The usher signaled for the pew I was in to stand up, and I felt the pantyhose roll down onto my knees! I had two choices...walk in front of the whole congregation with my falling down pantyhose exposed, or attempt to pull them back up.
Well in a split second I pulled up the waistband of the pantyhose from my knees to just above the hem of my skirt, and since my thighs were still bound together by the waistband, I hobbled over to the communion server as fast as I could. Luckily I made it back to my pew without any further embarrassment, but I'll never forget that moment standing up for communion and realizing my pantyhose didn't want to come with....!

Answer 6

I saw a girl come out of her house and had her dress in the back caught in her pantyhose.

Answer 7

You have a fetish? Why don't you tell US about YOUR funny or embarrassing story that involved pantyhose?

Answer 8

No, i met a guy who wanted my pantyhose shipped cos he said he fell in love with me.I told him to marry me and he will get everything.He declined..i guess love wasnt there anymore...

Answer 9

And again, Brian amuses us with his pantyhose obsession.

Brian, could you POSSIBLY just live your life with pantyhose without involving the rest of the world? Possibly? Please?

Answer 10

my friends christmas present to me was fishnets (it was a gag gift, im fairly modest.) and i made the mistake of opening it right infront of my band teacher and several male friens. oops!