2007-01-15 03:39:03 · 19 answers · asked by Red5 5 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
I'd be a c o c k so we'd have something in common !!
2007-01-15 03:43:47 · answer #1 · answered by Blue Leader 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the body was first made all the parts wanted to be the boss.
The Brain Said " I'm the boss for I control everything! "
The feet said " We should be boss , we carry him about and give him the position he wants.
"The Hands Said " We must be the boss, we do all the work and earn the money. "
And so it went on, Lungs, Heart, Eyes and finally the asshole spoke up, demanding to be boss.
All the other parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being boss. The asshole was very angry indeed at this and decided to show who was boss, so it went on strike - blocked itself up and refused to work!!!
Within a short time -
The Brain became feverish.
The eyes got crossed.
The hands clenched.
The feet twitched.
The lungs and heart were struggling.
Shortly they all pleaded with the brain to let the asshole be boss
This Motion was passed - All the other parts of the body did all the work while the asshole as boss just sat and passed out loads of crap!
The Moral of this is: You don't need to be a brain to be the boss, just an asshole
I think that says it all.
2007-01-15 06:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by Only Mark. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wanted to be the heart. The heart make other body part work, does it?
2007-01-15 03:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by h2o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A ladies bottom. So that I could look at the men admiring me. I would also be functional, and could express an opinion whenever I felt like it.
2007-01-15 09:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by Veritas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the heart bcos without it all other body parts would be useless
2007-01-15 03:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by *Lil'Miss* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be the eyes coz I am nosy and like to see and know what's going on around me :-)
2007-01-15 08:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by mode_vigilante 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a tounge , gets to go most places and enjoys all the delights of food and drink (also can be poked out to show dislike)
2007-01-15 03:45:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eyes because then i can make a person see who i am just by looking through my eyes.
2007-01-15 03:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by NILEqween 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an eye on the end of my index finger.
2007-01-15 04:06:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bottom so I could sit around all day
2007-01-15 03:52:10 · answer #10 · answered by Em 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋