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I was a shooting Star! and she was a Asteroid! and when whe Collided there was A Catalismistic Explosion!!!

2007-01-15 02:23:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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I was rather drunk which was alternately a blessing and a curse. ;)

2007-01-22 22:38:06 · answer #1 · answered by Pumpkin 2 · 0 0

not so good..... afterward, we heard clapping and looked across the small pond in the boonies to see three guys sitting on the hood of a chevy with some brewskies.... they had been there all along so I guess that makes me a porn star, not what one wants to think about when it was your first time, plus getting the girdle off was probably low comedy relief for them as well..think maybe we should have at least gotten paid instead of just laid

2007-01-15 10:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by doc 4 · 0 0

not good at all. i was in the Catskills, and we were pounding drink after drink, on a mission to forget our faces. i remember sittin there drinkin whiskey, and this girl came up to me.

"Come with me..." she said, and at that point you didn't need to tell me twice to embark on an adventure. she led me up to her room, and she played some country music. i know music helps, but country??

anyways, i was completely bombed and started out missionary. through an uneventful turn of events, i ended up on my back with her on top of me. for some reason, i should have been all happy for losin my V-card, but all i could think about was 'when is this gonna be over?' i didn't know if i should've been moanin or what. she was doin this moanin/wheezin thing that i never remembered have happened in the pornos i've seen. i didn't think much of that at the time...also, i think i fell asleep while she was still doin her thing.

i woke up next mornin to an interesting sight. the girl i was with, a real sweetheart, happened to be pushin like 220. i'm not sayin there's anything wrong with a big girl, i love em. but she was like 5'2, and all flushed with excitement. because of her height, this girl was a REALLY BIG girl.

"You were incredible!! you've lasted the longest from the guys i've been with..."

"Uhm, OK. You too..."

to sum up the story, my first time was a drunk one night stand with a delightfully beefy beauty that i couldn't stay awake for. not the best...but one of the great lessons in my life.

2007-01-15 10:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by robyoung3484 5 · 0 0

I was quite high on booze and maryjane... mostly headache and stomacj-wrenching throw-ups! I do remember seeing stars, though I guess it was because of the drugs, not the sex!

The second time was a whole lot better. And yes, I DID NOT WAIT TO GET MARRIED FIRST! That's just for losers.

2007-01-15 10:33:30 · answer #4 · answered by Rowdy Andy 4 · 1 1

Two days before my 18th birthday, I got laid. The guy was a year younger then me, but was doing everyone and everything that walked by him, yeah he was my boyfriend, I kind of knew at the time. Anyway, I cried the first time I had sex, no it's wasn't rape.

2007-01-15 10:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by amazon 4 · 0 0

Like a blockbuster movie that had a huge explosive finale.

2007-01-15 10:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My first sexual experience was with another guy with was interesting but not really my style.

My first sexual experience with a girl was actually with three girls and that was pretty awesome...

2007-01-15 10:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by Casper P.D. 2 · 0 0

Rather awkward.
But I grew up in the sixties.
Prior to high resolution how to's on Internet.

2007-01-15 10:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It was wonderful -- and even if we were permitted marriage, I would not have waited. I've had sex regularly since I was 14, and it has always been wonderful.

Regards,

Reyn
believeinyou24@yahoo.com

2007-01-15 11:26:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was 13, she was 16, and I don't remember much, on account of all the heroin she stuck in my vein...

2007-01-15 10:30:15 · answer #10 · answered by white.devil 3 · 0 2

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