This is a true story:
I needed a skull to perform this ritual to Azagthoth, so I figured it would be ok if the fresh skull I used was my grandmother's. So I went to the cemetery during their open hours, and started digging. The police got there about the same time I made it to the casket. They were talking about pressing charges, but I ******* paid for her to be ******* buried there. Can my lawyer help me out? Seriously, folks.
2007-01-15 02:07:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Sorry, I think you're out of luck. It doesn't matter that you paid for her burial, you can't take her head.
2007-01-15 02:16:02 · answer #1 · answered by AzOasis8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously...you are one sick puppy. It's called desecrating the dead. And you should go to jail for it. Especially since it was your own grandmother! How disrespectful!!
2007-01-15 10:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by TexasRose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea you can claim that you missed her and you were emotionally sick in the head i did the same thing and got away for it but it was my dog in my own backyard my neighbor called the cops
2007-01-15 14:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by makaveli the don prince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋