At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the
books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi
and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles.
What do you do with the candle drippings?"
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to
the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzos."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they
send us a complete dick ".
2007-01-14 23:22:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really funny.Thumbs up
2007-01-14 23:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by The Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
I am trying to sort out one of those dicks at this time with no success.
2007-01-18 12:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one ..about time the poor Jews had their own back.
Rabbi: Abraham,you will have to be circumcised.
Abe : That's alright, it's no skin off MY nose.
2007-01-14 23:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here too the answers are stitched together. Heard it before, but still a good one.
How do you circumcise a whale .....send down four skin divers.......
2007-01-14 23:30:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Now that is a Rabbi with answers. lol
2007-01-14 23:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's still funny 7.98/10
2007-01-15 00:24:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are the tax office interested in a rabbit???? i am confused.
2007-01-16 01:33:06 · answer #7 · answered by blissman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious! I would love for you to join my yahoo joke group!
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2007-01-15 00:59:13 · answer #8 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it a tax efficient dick ?
2007-01-14 23:44:06 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! nice 1!
2007-01-14 23:32:25 · answer #10 · answered by Woodman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ending!
2016-05-24 04:50:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋