3 men(bob, jack, steve) were stealing in a bank and were killed in an encounter.
just after they died, jesus descended earth and told 'em
Jesus: i'd give you back your lives if you do what i say.
they all accepted.
jesus teleported them in a supermarket and told them to steal anything and bring it back to him.
bob came first and he brought grapes.
jesus told him that if he succeeded to put that grapes in his @$$ and would do any gesture on his face, he would get back his life.
Bob pushed the grapes inside but he made a slight gesture.
so jesus send him to hell.
then came jack. jack brought an apple.
jesus told him to do the same thing he said to Bob.
jack didn't made any gesture but in the end he laughed.
jesus told him that you must go to hell coz you made a gesture in the end.
Jesus: but before going tell me why you laughed??
Jack replied:________________________
you one who gives the funniest answer will get 10 points
2007-01-14 23:20:46 · 12 answers · asked by Arnaq 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
steve brought the casheir
2007-01-15 00:12:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because Steve stole a watermelon.
2007-01-14 23:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by spils 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Steve stole a melon/pineapple/some other big fruit.
2007-01-14 23:58:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw Steve coming with pineapples.
2007-01-14 23:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"I just saw Steve at the produce section getting watermelons!!"
2007-01-15 00:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jade 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cuz i saw steve stealing a shoping cart
2007-01-15 01:48:46 · answer #6 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because steve brought back a cucumber!
2007-01-15 00:18:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Steve's coming back with a prickly pair cactus!"
2007-01-18 17:13:30 · answer #8 · answered by Stoker 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe you should stick the 10 points up your @$$.
2007-01-14 23:42:26 · answer #9 · answered by Jeffery K 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
jack: im not realy a boy
2007-01-15 00:40:33 · answer #10 · answered by jozie p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋