Three ducks got arrested and appeared before a judge. The judge asked the first duck "Whats your name?" “Quack” replied the duck. "And what did you get arrested for?"
“Blowing bubbles in the pond.”
The second duck comes before the judge and is asked "Whats your name?" “Quack Quack” replies the duck. "And what did you get arrested for?"
“Blowing bubbles in the pond.”
The third duck appears before the judge and the judge says "I know, I bet your name is Quack Quack Quack"
"Why no," the duck replies. "My name is Bubbles!"
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-14 22:59:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
did he charge for it??
I heard he had a large bill.
2007-01-14 23:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quack-a-doodle dooooo! It's a combination of a Duck and a Rooster! @Miss Φedora: yes, indeed it does! :P
2016-05-24 04:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. What even funnier is that another word for a judge/magistrate is "BEAK" - so if ducks are up before the beak, that IS funny!!!
2007-01-14 23:24:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor bubbles.
2007-01-14 23:06:57 · answer #4 · answered by farhan ferdous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit like the boy who arrived at class late and told the teacher he was up cherry lane
a girl arrived in class 10 mins later and was asked if she had been up cherry lane too. to which she replied I am Cherry Lane
2007-01-14 23:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i was going to duck out of reading this joke glad i didnt very funny
2007-01-18 03:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by the trotter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol i heard this joke once before but i didnt get it, now i do lmao thats a good one.
2007-01-15 00:01:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny, a joke worthy of the great comedians Charlie 'Drake' and Arthur 'Mallard'
2007-01-15 02:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! some ppl might not get it bt I did, thankz 4 da laugh.
2007-01-15 01:43:25 · answer #9 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god that was a gd laugh and a bit of a cry
2007-01-18 03:18:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet he had a smile on his face !
2007-01-14 23:47:51 · answer #11 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋