I got this 'joke' as an answer to one of my questions.
What would you get if you crossed an elephant and a rhino... "ele-if-rhi-no"
Can anyone do any worse?
2007-01-14 21:03:17 · 29 answers · asked by footynutguy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, that should have been the worst joke in the world
2007-01-14 21:04:15 · update #1
Education, Education, Education
2007-01-14 21:47:25 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What Ho !, and greetings.
There's this bloke that walks into a pub.
"Ouch!" he went.
That surely ranks among the worst possible "jokes"
As for the camel talking to the elephant, picking up on your elephant thing,
The elephant says "Why have you got your t*ts on your back?"
The camel replies "Thats' fine, coming from you with your d*ck in the middle of your face"
One must have a giggle.
Cheers,
Bob.
2007-01-14 21:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
George Bush.
2007-01-16 08:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by Female O ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A F**kin' Know it All.
What do you get when you cross a computer with a catholic nun?
A computer that won't go down on you.
What do you get when you cross a computer with a musk ox?
A Hairy (Harry) Reasoner (A famous news Commentator in the U.S.)
A man is outside sitting on the lawn and cutting the grass with fingernail clippers.
The postman comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
The man says, "This is all there is, there isn't any mower."
All really, really BAD, don't you think? (Does a thumbs down mean you think its really, really GOOD? AHH! Human mentality always shows through by what you laugh at!)
2007-01-14 21:12:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
A few knock knock jokes :-
KK..
WT..
Nicholas
NWho
Nicholas girls should n't climb up trees.
KK
WT
Adolf
AWho
A dolf ball hit me in de mouff dats why I'm talking funny.
KK
WT
An Irish burglar.
2007-01-14 22:02:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man takes his pet girafffe into the bar and orders it a double whiskey. The giraffe drinks it and promptly passes out in heap on the floor.
The bar tender says "Oi mate you can't leave that lyin' there"
The man says, "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
WORST JOKE EVER!
2007-01-14 21:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by Kickinkitty 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I like the spaceship one... but here's another pointless joke:
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
2007-01-14 21:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wanna hear a dirty joke? Thre pig fell in the mud.
Pretty bad, huh? OK then -
Pete & Repeat were on a boat, Pete fell off...who was left?
2007-01-15 00:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the worst joke ever because everyone has heard it
Q: what do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo
A: a wooly jumper
2007-01-14 21:19:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
the United states postal service
2007-01-14 21:17:45 · answer #10 · answered by mpefg 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋