It wasn't funny at the time, but I guess now 2 years later I can find a little humor in this.
My family used to have a house by the countryside...one day I accidentally stepped on fire ants, and they started crawling through all my clothes. I had to strip EVERYTHING off, and run about a mile back to my house!
Thankfully nobody was there to see this (i am very SHY), but it was in BROAD DAYLIGHT and there was a road right behind me that nobody ever used.
If you had been driving down that road that afternoon and saw me running back to my house...in the alltogether...and knew i was okay, what would you say or do to make me BLUSH the most?
2007-01-14 19:18:28 · 15 answers · asked by Bob D 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i was starting to miss this daily question
welcome back
2007-01-14 19:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Stop a little way ahead of you presuming i was in a car step out and ask very politely if i could drop you off somewhere, at the same time of course offer you my coat( hopefully you are not to big of a girl) you see i'm only 1mtr 60cm, I think that should cover your answer hopefully the coat to!!!
2007-01-14 19:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by Mike S 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
and on our right hand side we have a
close your eyes kids
its a naked guy with a great ***.....
take out your cameras
this is a once in a life time experience
2007-01-14 20:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that an ant (in your pocket) or are you just happy to see me?
2007-01-18 05:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by Riviera_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will be short and simple ! I would say
"Want a Lift lady in my bike??"
2007-01-14 19:46:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anurag Bhatia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jump out of the car, strip off and join you.....
2007-01-14 20:13:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
"somethings different about you today. new haircut?"
with a smile to carry it on*
2007-01-14 19:45:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't know it was you, i thought it was a dog running scared with his tails between his legs.
2007-01-14 19:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by Erase Program Read Only Memory 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
u look like a monkeys bu t
2007-01-14 20:07:27 · answer #9 · answered by xmap 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
"What the heck is wrong with you? You need a heavy dose of ritalin!"
2007-01-14 19:55:19 · answer #10 · answered by JD 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋