i need a funny quote or any other quotes any suggestions?
2007-01-14 19:16:44 · 6 answers · asked by Allyson V 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Do you like Family Guy quotes?
Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight."
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
Or
I'll tell them I got rolled in the parking lot. They'll hush me with a couple of Benjamin's
If the guy in front of me in the coffee shop can't decide what he wants in the 30 minutes it takes for him to get to the register, i should be allowed to kill him.
For this is Wisdom; to love, to live To take what fate, or the Gods may give. To ask no question, to make no prayer, To kiss the lips and caress the hair, Speed passion's ebb as you greet its flow To have, - to hold - and - in time, - let go
2007-01-14 19:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by Katrina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
"Pocket all your knowledge with your watch and never pull it out in company unless desired."
"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die."
"Humans can learn to like anything, that's why we are such a successful species. You can drop humans anywhere and they'll thrive—only the rat does as well."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"The real reason for not committing suicide is because you always know how swell life gets again after the hell is over."
2007-01-15 00:47:54 · answer #2 · answered by bettinka 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here you`ll find lots and lots of great quotes sorted by authoror subject.. :-)
http://www.quotationspage.com/
I love pooh quotes, they are funny and cute.
Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which one of them was the right, then the other was the left, but he never could remember how to begin.
http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Dell/4500/quo_pooh.htm
hope you find something you like :-)
2007-01-14 23:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by silje.1984 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Shoot for the moon. If you miss you will land among the stars."
My all time favorite quote.
2007-01-15 03:41:40 · answer #4 · answered by Brainiac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
2007-01-14 23:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by Kalooka 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try www.goodquotes.com
2007-01-14 19:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by º°♥MeLiSsA♥°º 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋