Girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.
Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.
T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the colour of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....
"It's called B---job revenge"
2007-01-14 17:31:25 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like this. Very good.
2007-01-16 07:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Have you tried this actually? I think I may just pop that one on some of my friends or maybe my boyfriend when he is bad! And he is bad alot! Do you have anymore of these? Wow. In fact I am going to go try this now! I will be right back! HAHAHA
2007-01-14 17:49:43 · answer #2 · answered by laurameetsworld 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny and original. On a scale of 1 to10, I give it a 10.
2007-01-14 17:40:44 · answer #3 · answered by flamingo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does lime juice really make cream curdle?
Yes, it's funny.
Thanks for the great idea!!
2007-01-14 17:37:17 · answer #4 · answered by skybluefrank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Rude, but very funny, just the 'tonic' for a Monday morning ta.
2007-01-14 17:35:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like-it like-it like-it very funny ,and its given me a wicked idea .10/10
2007-01-15 03:19:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one good laugh for monday morning 10/10
2007-01-14 18:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA very good x x x
2007-01-14 18:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is not funny fren. becoz taking revenge seems funny for some time but later we suffer. so sorry
2007-01-14 17:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg thats awesome, does that really work lmfao
I want to try that out .
2007-01-14 20:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by nekro_felia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋