I mean really really funny
2007-01-14 16:51:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
Got two nipples for a dime?
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
2007-01-14 17:04:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Going my way or am I going yours,
Jeez they done a good job removing your wings, but you still look like an angel,
Did you wet your pants or are you pleased to see me,
Wanna share some magic with me? We'll go to your home, have great sex all night & in the morning I'll dissapear!
2007-01-14 17:13:43 · answer #2 · answered by Mosez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How would you like to try an Australian kiss? It's basically the same as a French kiss, only down under.
2007-01-14 18:35:38 · answer #3 · answered by xcountry402 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(1).Was your father a thief?'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
(2).Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
(3).What time do you have to be back in heaven.
2007-01-14 17:54:32 · answer #4 · answered by Lady T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you Jamacin? cuz ja makin me crazy.
2007-01-14 17:06:06 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its old but I like it : I lost my number can I have yours.
2007-01-14 16:53:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid guy: i'm gonna need you to take off your clothes
poor girl that most likely doesn't deserve this: what?
stupid guy: trust me i'm a doctor
2007-01-14 17:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by greenluxi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you Jamaican cause you ja making me crazy
2007-01-14 17:19:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
by agent 0077..
my name is Bonds... Jame Bonds.. :P
2007-01-14 16:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by eitch_19 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
diet or coke?
2007-01-14 17:16:10 · answer #10 · answered by Space Cadet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋