If you can read spanish then open this!?

Question

What does this mean?

so que ases con la camara que la queres tanto para tras por que wele chistoso

Answer 1

It's TERRIBLE Spanish but basically they are asking what is it that you're doing with the camera that you want it back so badly because it seems fishy/strange (the fact that you want it back so badly).

Answer 2

This is REALLY bad Spanish and reeks of Spanglish. I would almost bet money this person speaks English as well... I'm pretty sure the "So" at the beginning was intended to be exactly the same as the English "so". The rest SHOULD be written something like "Qué haces con la cámara que la quieres tanto para atrás por qué huele chistoso". Another possibility that just ocurred to me is the last part could be "porque huele chistoso", which does make a difference.

Translated, it would be something like:

OPTION 1: What are you doing with the camera that you want it so much backward? Why does it smell funny?

OPTION 2: What are you doing with the camera that you want it so much backward because it smells funny?

Either way, it makes not a whole lot of sense, I admit, but since you presumably know the context of the conversation, maybe it makes more sense to you.

Is it totally wrong of me to wonder what the H-E-double-hockey-sticks you were doing with this guy and a camera? ;)

Answer 3

That's not the right spelling. It looks like your trying to say "si que haces con la camara que la quieres tanto para atras por que ? chistoso" I don't know much spanish,I could ony translate a little. "If you do that with the camera You'll want..."

Answer 4

under which I roast with the camera that queres as much stops after so that wele chistoso

Answer 5

I think lauritach got it even though it is terrible Spanish.