i know its stupid but here's mine... do you like raisins? if the person says no then say wanna date...ha ha get it (raisin, dates). i know it was bad. somebody else do better.
2007-01-14 16:33:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
If you didn't like that one, here's a few more corny ones.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP station!
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.
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Cheesy Funny Jokes
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Funny Cheesy Jokes
2016-11-01 09:14:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate." The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasized his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note. "Dear Sir, sorry about our previous suggestion. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part." Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to his bald head, so he writes an extremely rude letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel with a note inside. "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup. Pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your a$$ and go as a toffee apple
2016-03-19 03:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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i know its stupid but here's mine... do you like raisins? if the person says no then say wanna date...ha ha get it (raisin, dates). i know it was bad. somebody else do better.
2015-08-20 16:03:49 · answer #6 · answered by Kandy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7...8...9 (seven ate nine)!
Ha! My 7 yr old told me that one recently, thought it was cute.
2007-01-14 17:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by milldan65 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What goes ha ha kerplop?
A man laughing his head off.
2007-01-14 16:43:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired/too tired.
2007-01-14 17:38:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 8 and number 0 were walking down the road....# 0 turns to #8 and says..."i like your belt"
2007-01-14 16:37:44 · answer #10 · answered by free-spirit 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋