A farmer buys a cute little filly that he plans on racing next season, but when he gets her home, his old stallion smells her and wants her and starts kicking up dust. The farmer doesn't want her knocked up, because she won't be able to race, so he calls the vet. The vet tells him to tie a bed sheet around the filly's rump to keep the stallion away. So that day, the farmer does just that.
The next day, the farmer goes out to the corral to make sure the vet's solution worked, but the filly's nowhere to be found. The farmer follows her hoof trail to the neighbor's farm, and sees the neighbor's kid out by their barn.
"Hey young man, did you see a filly run by with a bed sheet tied around her rump?" the farmer asks. The kid replies, "No sir, but one dashed past here early this morning with a handkerchief sticking out of her ***!"
2007-01-14 16:28:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like a bit of hanky panky ! haha
2007-01-14 20:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2007-01-15 01:15:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it, excellent start to the week, well done 10 / 10
2007-01-15 02:18:29 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good laugh for monday morning keep it up 10/10
2007-01-15 02:46:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cracker!
I wouldn't fancy the job of extracting it!
Keep them coming!
2007-01-15 01:24:30 · answer #5 · answered by the real swiss tony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great
2007-01-15 02:21:28 · answer #6 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you a 10!
bds
2007-01-15 03:05:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,got anymore.
2007-01-15 01:31:14 · answer #8 · answered by Lady T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thought that was going somewhere else
2007-01-15 02:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by Shunter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one anymore?
2007-01-15 00:37:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋