Your mothers so fat your bath tub has stretch marks.
Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Your mothers so fat, she got a run in her jeans.
Your mothers so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your mothers so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Your mothers so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops
2007-01-14 16:21:38 · 15 answers · asked by gabby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dang, those are funny, I haven't heard a fat mama joke for a llooongg time! thank you!
1. yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house
2. yo mama so fat, one time she sat on a dollar bill, and a buger came out of George Washington;s nose!
2007-01-14 16:45:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat when she goes out to eat they dont ask if she wants a menu.They ask if she wants an estimate.
2007-01-15 00:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by Jim C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funeeeee 8/10
2007-01-15 03:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears red all the neighborhood kids chase her down the street yelling, "Hey Kool-aid!"
2007-01-15 00:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid she waited at a stop sign until it said go.
yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt 'n said "I GOT THE POWER"
yo momma so fat she has to talk long distance just to talk to her self.
yo momma so fat she broke the scale.
2007-01-15 00:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by soccer loser0903 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your mama's so stupid,she had to put on make up to make up her mind
your mama's so lumpy and wheres a hat,she was identified as a mushroom.
2007-01-15 00:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by Jilmiya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
I love these jokes.
Yo mama .. =]
Haha.
2007-01-15 02:15:46 · answer #7 · answered by Emiliza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mommas is so STUPID she stuck a battery up her butt and said "I've got the power!"
Your momma is so STUPID she lined up m&ms in alphabetical order!
2007-01-15 01:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by DanceForeverrrBaby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-01-15 02:52:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA I LOOVE THE FIRST ONE ITS MY FAVE LOL LOL
2007-01-15 10:00:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋