Does anybody know any good knock-knock jokes at all because its important ya know?

Question

hurry
i have school tuesday and I want to try to be cooler than my bestest friend ever
her name is Britnie
she is so the cooliest ever
I dont want to seem blonde in front of her again

maby if you help she'll think im almost as cool as her
but thats almost imposible because unlike most of my friends
she(as i have said many many times) shes soooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!

im sooooooooooo not joking
she is so so so cool like it is unexplainable
you would have to meet her to like believe me
im like jumping out of my seat just thinding about her

this isn't even about joke any more,
well it is because i realy want to look a little cool,
but anywayshe is soooooooooooo soooooooooooooooo soooooooooooooo
cool,
i meen i feel terible for any one who cant be with her for a sec.

i feel so lucky to be her aquatance
i would even apply t be her servant just so i could see her
not even meet her
just see her

omg omg she called me
im talking to her
omg omg omg


but you should realy apply for the job of being her slave

omg im like still talkin to her
i have giggles

im all tingly on the inside


hehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehe


good thing dj cant see this
i would be sooooooooo embarased


but not because im talkin about britnie

just because of a phone call she made to him

hehhehehehe



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hehehehehehehehehehe
taco dip
hehehehehehehehehehehe
hehehehehehehehehehehe
hhehehehhehehehehehhe
hehehehehehehehehehe

im so upsessed about yahoo and by the way if you havent noticed britnie is the cooliest
she is like my role model

she is like oprah, ellen , and dr.phil all in one



hehehe
she thinks im wierd
but i still think shes the totally the cooliest

omg help
i just figured out she isnt all that wild about noknok jokes

i am determined to impress her

but how

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppppp

ppppppppppllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



hehhehehehheehhehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

umm i realy want to tell you all more about her but theres too much to even begin

ahhhh
i figured it out

she likes people
hehehe
how do i impress her with that

i mean realy
thats kinda hard huh

speaking of ellen she has her number
and she called me of all people to call her

i was sooooooo exited about the phone call


(not ellen's) its been sooooooooo long since shes called
thats so not like her
maby shes sick
i no !!!
ill make her some cambles double chicken and vegie soup with the abc's in it
its every one in america's favorite!

including mine

hehehe

i like milk

can i have a cookie with that milk?

make that a double order
maby britnie will want some
shell thnk im soooo nice along with being kinda sorta cool

Answer 1

Are u a lesbian ?? No offence

Answer 2

omg why...
omg
you are soooooooo wierd and umm
why?
what?
wow
and umm heres a shot at the joke

you should try it some time


nok nok
whos there
loser
loser who
no
raven/loser
whats the difference

there
thats the best i got

Answer 3

I don't think knock knock jokes are the "cool" thing but here one I got from the internet

Knock knock
Who's there
You are
You are who
You are a dirty dirty shisno
ha ha ha

Answer 4

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interr-
MOOOOOO!