What was the first blonde joke you ever heard?

Question

I'll tell you mine.
A blonde walks into a doctors office.
Blonde: Every bone in my body is broken! Look!
(Blonde pokes arm)
Blonde: Ouch!

Doctor: Really? Poke your leg.

(Blonde pokes leg)
Blonde: Ouch!

Doctor: Poke your side.

(Blonde pokes side)
Blonde: Ouch!

Doctor: Poke your nose.

(Blonde pokes nose)
Blonde: Ouch!

Doctor: You have a broken finger, next!

Answer 1

mine was: a redhead, a brunette and a blonde went to rob a store. they get in and everything and get to the cash register and take the money. then the blonde finds a red button under the register desk and presses it and here come the police from down the street. the cops come and the girls find some canvas bags in the back. quickly they hide in them. the cop comes to look in the back. he sees the bags moving so he kicks the first one that the brunette is in. she says "meow" so the cop thinks its a bag of kittens. he kicks the second bag that the redhead is in. she says "bark" and the cop thinks its a bag of puppies. then the cop comes to the third bag that the blonde is in. the blonde catches on and as the cop kicks her bag she says "potatoes"

Answer 2

Can't remember the first but one I heard the other day...

The blonde walked into the home of a body builder. The body builder tok of his shirt. "My what big pecs you have" said the blonde. "100lbs of dynamite" said the body builder. Then he proceeded to remove his trackpants. "My what big calves you have" said the blonde. "100lbs of dynamite right there" said the body builder. The body builder then removed his underwear. The blonde took off running yelling at the top of her lungs. The body builder thre on his pants and ran after her. When he caught up with her he asked what was wrong. The blonde replied, "I was scared to be around all that dynamite with such a short fuse."

Answer 3

A blonde walks into an electronics store and says to the salesman "can i please have that microwave", The salesman apologizes and explains to the blonde that they don't sell to blondes because they are to tricky to sell to.
So she goes out and buys a brunette wig and goes back to the store and asks again for the microwave, and once again the salesman refuses, saying that they don't sell to blondes.
So she goes out and gets her hair dyed brown, including her eyebrows and goes back to the store and asks for the same microwave and she gets that same response from the salesman "we don't sell to blondes", so she asks:
How do you know that i'm a blonde?
And the salesman replies: "thats a fridge"

Answer 4

a blonde and a brunette took a trip into the desert. the brunette packed water, the blonde took a car door. the brunette asked the blonde, "why did you bring a car door?" the blonde answered "i wanted to roll down the window in case it gets hot."

Answer 5

this really is the first one ive heard

why are the brunnettes inside telling blond jokes on the weekend?
cause the blonds ran off with there boyfriends

Answer 6

my voice.

my second was: A blonde, a redhead, and a brunett were on death row.The brunett is first.The warden asks her if there is any last requests, she says no.They take her into a room to be shot and exit.They say,"ready..aim.." and the brunett shouts,"Tornado!!" and escapes in the confusion.Next up is the redhead.She has no last requests and is lead into the room.Once again, they shout,"ready..aim.." and the redhead shouts,"earthquake!!" and escapes in the confusion.The blonde catches on and when asked if there was a last request, she says no.She is lead into the room and they shout," ready..aim.." and the blonde shouts,"fire!" BOOM!!

Answer 7

3 blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducks...

Answer 8

why did the blonde climb the chain link fence? to see what was on the other side.

Answer 9

why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle?
cause it said concentrate

Answer 10

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?