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Oh, okay. Dumb answers too.
2007-01-14 15:45:16 · 11 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You will need some:
Superglue
A super strong stomach
The ability to not be clumsy and glue your own fingers together
A lot of time, no social life, and a whole lot of patience!
Take the little bits of eggs and carefully lay them out randomly on a clean surface. You will need every single little bit of egg, so I suggest saving the skillet and extracting micro bits of egg from the cooking oil.
Using your time, no social life, and patience, carefully put together the eggs so they form the shape of an egg. Everything MUST match perfectly. If it takes 4-3 billion years, don't get stressed out, it happens to everyone and you shouild figure it out after another 7-30 billion years.
Once everything looks planned out, superglue it all together. It requires serious SKILL to do this without glueing your fingers together. Don't worry, I am sure a doctor can snip off any fingers that get stuck to things.
Once everything is glued together, go ahead and eat it! It will taste delicious with all that mold that would have developed onto it after those billion years. You will need a strong stomach to stand it, but it will be the most filling thing you will ever eat!
2007-01-14 16:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
when you first buy them put #'s on them 1-12 that way if anyone scrambles them you can always put them back in order - just the way you bought them.
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12
2007-01-15 00:17:29 · answer #2 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha the yolks on you! You can't! Now I bet you have egg on your face!
2007-01-15 01:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a word scrambler. er... unscrambler.
2007-01-14 23:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ ҜẴŘ€Ŋ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put Tabasco sauce in your mangina
2007-01-15 00:04:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat them. they'll come out as un-eggs.
2007-01-14 23:56:45 · answer #6 · answered by superyduperymommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
segg ym
2007-01-15 03:05:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get in a time machine.
2007-01-15 00:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by livvie locke vampire princess 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do u even have eggs?
2007-01-14 23:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhmm whip them???
2007-01-14 23:51:50 · answer #10 · answered by aeiorjklsdjf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋