how can i pass a marijuana drug test?

Question

is there a way to pass it??
please, no smart *** comments like, just dont use it

lots of helpful answers....
didnt know you can be tested by your hair, i am screwed if i get tested that way b/c my hair is to my waist....
this question has to be sent to voting b/c all the answers gave me some new knowledge, thanks!!

Answer 1

Things not to do:
1. Don't panic.
2. Don't listen to the idiots on here you who seem to take pleasure attacking you with the lines like "pot is evil" and BS like that.
It's weed, folks. Booze and cigarettes do far more damage to your body, and people don't ask questions like this to get a moral lecture from some idiot who will drink themselves silly and smoke a pack a day, but want to put you in jail for smoking a joint.
3. Don't believe all of the stoners on here who heard of some friend of a friend who drank a gallon of vinegar or ate 159 cranberry juice pills or spent $75 to buy tea off the internet. Although these guys have good intentions, most of that stuff is also BS and just doesn't work.

Things to do:
Listen to experts on the matter who have actually researched the problem and can give good advice. Check out NORML, and this paper that outlines some good ideas and advice:

http://www.norml.org/pdf_files/norml_dru...

What they say, in a nutshell:
1. Don't give a test sample with your first pee in the morning. Drug metabolites build up overnight, and you want them as diluted as possible.
2. Drink as many fluids as possible for 2-3 hours before the test. Water is best. The water will dilute your pee and might drive the concentration of drug metabolites down below the testing threshold.
3. Take B vitamins in that time period. The B vitamins will cause your pee to still look yellow instead of looking clear. The regular daily dose will do the trick. Clear urine can make a tester suspicious that you're trying to dilute your pee, which, of course, you are.


Also, you can usually buy a "practice" test for about $15 from the corner drug store. Then you can be sure.

Most of this is for a urine test. This post is already long, so for info on other kinds of tests I'd check out the website www.passyourtest.com. It has a lot of good research in regard to how long different drugs are detectable in your system, what the different types of drug tests are and how effective they are, etc. They also have a bunch of products they will try to sell you to clean you out, but I don't put much stock in those, and they're pretty expensive. But the website is worth a look just for the info.

Best of luck.

Answer 2

There are some drinks that are sold that supposedly "clean you out," but I've never seen anyone use them and pass a test. The drinking-massive-amounts-of-water cure worked for a friend of mine, but I wouldn't stake my job on that.

Truly the only way to pass, as has been said, is not to do it in the first place. If it's a urine test you're okay if you haven't done it for about a month. However, if they do a hair test, it can show for upwards of six months.

You have two options: don't smoke weed, or don't have a job that tests.

*xors

Answer 3

I'm not joking but you can be doing harm to your body!
you need to flush your styem out fast!!!
if your in a hurry if not then just stop using until the test!
but you need at least 3 days..
day 1 wake up drink 2 gallons of water... No slacking ... not much time and you will pee like crazy!!! Eat no whole grains and stay away from to much starches...
day 2 drink 1 more gallon of water 1 thing of cranberry juice a large thing. it does suck but your body is a water fountain! stillstay away from whole grains.. day 3 drink 1gallon water 1 medium sized apple juice! don't take your pee in the morning plan it for after noon and drink at least 1 apple juice
apple juice is for color!
but agian be warned that you can flush out good stuff that your body needs to live! so if you feel to funny stop with the water and just try to hope for the best!

Answer 4

I luckily enough had never had to take one, but other people I know have taking these supplements that are called water pills or something to do with extra water going in the system to flush it out but they usually get pretty sick because they take 5 or 6 pills when the dosage is only one pill but they seem to work, no ones in a cage yet.... Look around at Walmart.... Just don't do it, it's a major turn off when girls do drugs anyway,,, j/k with that part..

Answer 5

The smart *** comment is the only answer though.

Just drink lots of water, and remember that it takes 3 weeks (i think) for it to leave your system. Pee alot also.

Answer 6

Eat peanut butter.....I know it sounds stupid but it truly works. Its an old Trini remedy!

Answer 7

Stop smoking it for about a month.

Answer 8

stop using it. it's illegal.