If you guys don't believe in my faith and my God, I don't know how you can even go on living. You're so obviously going to hell. I cry every night for your poor souls, destined to eternal damnation.
If only you could know what I know. If only you were as smart as me. You pitiful fools. Why do you even come on this section if you don't worship my religion? This section was so obviously made just for my religion.
**I'm being sarcastic. If anyone thinks this kind of spiel will actually convert anyone to your religion, think again.
2007-01-14 15:00:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
By my title, I'm not asking people to die, I'm refering to how people talk to non-believers of their religion.
2007-01-14 15:06:48 · update #1
sarcasm people, sarcasm.
2007-01-14 15:08:55 · update #2
Your paraphrase doesn't have the light that lights every man who comes into the world in it. But that light is in that one, and it will shine into the darkness of the soul that receives it. It may be your own soul. When you see that all have sinned and come short of the glory of God, and you believe in what Jesus did for us and are forgiven by your heavenly Father, then don't worry, these mocking words written here won't matter because they will be in the depths of the sea.
2007-01-14 15:16:09 · answer #1 · answered by hisgloryisgreat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow...
That was a Hitleresque statement if there ever was one!
Oh. You're being sarcastic? In that case, let us pray for those poor, confused Christians...
2007-01-14 23:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could it be because unlike you I actually enjoy being alive and am not worried about any afterlife?
2007-01-14 23:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by OneBadAsp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having grown up with Monty Python, I thank you for this question!
2007-01-14 23:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by sudonym x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By George you've done it! I'm born again!
2007-01-14 23:09:38 · answer #5 · answered by jhartmann21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont die becuase I enjoy being alive. Is that okay? ;-)
2007-01-14 23:09:35 · answer #6 · answered by Mayonaise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pride you have a name
2007-01-14 23:04:06 · answer #7 · answered by Jesus Freak 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love it!!! You're funny.
2007-01-14 23:28:25 · answer #8 · answered by Gist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋