Regardless of if you believe in them or not, what would you ask?
2007-01-14 14:48:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Do you like cream in your coffee, Mr. God?"
"Please pass the sugar, Satan dear."
"Grim, these cookies are fabulous! May I borrow the recipe?"
Hey! Who says that since these three are famous, they do not like tea parties?
2007-01-14 14:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God: Since you know and see all, why didnt you know the devil was evil when you created him? The bible says "An hour before the devil fell God thought him beautiful in Heaven."
Satan: Why did you decide to turn against God even though you knew it would or will mean your ultimate demise?
Grim Reaper: How did you get this job? Are there any benefits? Do you get vacation time, and if so where are you going on your next vacation?
2007-01-14 14:54:38 · answer #2 · answered by Melissa M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God: Why?
Satan: Why?
Grim Reaper: When?
2007-01-14 14:59:54 · answer #3 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Id ask God to come and get me id ask Satan why doesnt he just give up and accept the fact that he cant beat God. and since the grim reaper doesnt exist i cant ask him anything
2007-01-14 14:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by ninethirteen81 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God why do people ask such questions? He would not be running around with Satan or the grim reaper.(THERE IS HOWEVER AN ANGEL OF DEATH) 21/2years ago we had an encounter.
2007-01-14 14:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Assuming that they do exist....
God - Why do you let so many stupid people doing stupid things be born in the first place?
Satan - Why do you let God make people believe that u are the reason stupid people do stupid things?
Grim Reaper - Take all the lives of stupid people who does stupid things this very minute.
hihih...but i don't really believe in these guys....
2007-01-14 15:05:11 · answer #6 · answered by Aedryna Bi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God: Could you please reveal the truth to people in very clear way and ask them to chose then before they die so everyone can make ther decision after that ( I mean if they want to be with Him in eternity or not )? I feel so lucky that I know. I still do things like I do not know. So this would benefit me too very greatly.
Satan: Could you pleas stop messing with peoples lives and repent yourself since you know who is God and what is going to happen?
I am sorry, my English is not so good that I know what is a grim reaper.
2007-01-14 14:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would ask God if he'd seen my dad.
I would ask Satan who he had in there.
I would ask the Grim Reaper who in my family he was taking next.
2007-01-14 14:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by karena k 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God : Have you betrayed your wife when you were alive?
Satan : Are you gay actually?
Grim Reaper : Why are you so stranger to God and Satan?
2007-01-14 14:52:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hypothetically
God: Would you please justify you existence?
Satan: Are you a moron? Why fight a battle that you know you’re going to lose?
Grim Reaper: What do you look like under that robe?
2007-01-14 14:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by A 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋