one day three freinds a blonde, a redhead and a brunette where all driving in a car when all of a sudden the car crashed and they appeared in heaven.
God says to them "ahead are 1 hundred stairs after each stair you will be told a joke if you joke you will be sent to hell". if you remain silent you will continue on. If you make it to the top you shall remain in heaven forever.
First was the red head she tried her best but only made it to the 29th stair without laughing, therefore she was sent to hell. So the brunette started climbing but at the 50th stair she laughed. next was the blonde and suprisingly she did very well she even got all the way to 99 when she started roaring with laughter.Shocked god asked her why she laughed still laughing she replied "i finally got the first joke!!!!!"
2007-01-14 14:46:38 · 12 answers · asked by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a blonde was speeding along the road and was pulled over by a blonde police officer.
The blonde driver was asked to show the police offficer her licence.
She couldnt find it and got progressively agitated until she asked what does it look like?
The policewomean said its square and has your picture on it.finally she found a square mirror looked at it and handed it to the police officer.The cop looks at it and says sorry you can go. i didnt realise you were a police officer
11 women were holding ontro a rope and they needed one person to let go otherwise the rope would snap. there were ten blondes and one brunette. Soon the brunette gave a wonderful speech about how she was going to let go and she wanted them to know that she had had a wonderful life she finished
and alll the blondes........clapped
2007-01-14 15:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny! 9 out of 10
2007-01-14 23:09:04 · answer #2 · answered by twinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats really funny. I have red hair should I be insulted that I was first to go or happy that I caught on the fastest? lol
2007-01-14 22:56:44 · answer #3 · answered by Lo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-01-14 23:32:10 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey22_jp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finally got the 1st joke ho ho ho 9/10
2007-01-14 23:06:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NicE!
2007-01-14 23:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!Sounds like something I would do!!
2007-01-15 01:29:57 · answer #7 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-01-14 22:54:04 · answer #8 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, funny and I am blonde.
bds
2007-01-14 23:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...vry funny
2007-01-14 22:53:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋