A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then, Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone" To which Little Johnny replied,
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
2007-01-14 14:31:09 · 11 answers · asked by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao oh so funny!! 10/10
2007-01-14 14:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive always said little kids have the best answers 10/10
2007-01-14 23:09:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-01-14 22:44:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anton Mathew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! lol ill give this joke an 8/10
2007-01-14 22:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2007-01-14 23:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO. 11/10
2007-01-14 22:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one.. i like the way you think =)
2007-01-14 22:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yikes
2007-01-14 22:34:39 · answer #8 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and cute
bds
2007-01-14 23:36:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice.......i like it!!!
2007-01-14 22:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by bbydol221 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋