hey guys im bored and need some laughter. i need a bunch of good blonde jokes (or any good jokes for all i care) and i need them fast. websites are ok, but i prefer the jokes that are posted on your entry. thanks a bunch!!! ♥
2007-01-14 14:21:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's not a blonde joke. A man takes his wife and mother in law on a holiday to the holy land, while they were over there his mother in law passes away. The Funeral director tells the man "It's $5000 to send her home to be buried or they could burÿ her here in the holy land for $500." The man thinks for a little while and then says "We'll pay $5000 and send her home thanks." the funeral director asks: "Why when you can bury her here in the holy land for $500" The man replies " A long time ago a man was buried here and three days later he rose again. I'm not going to take that chance".
2007-01-14 14:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by MJ 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Why are there no dumb brunettes?
Perozide.
What happens when a blonde develops Alzheimers?
Her IQ goes up.
What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's?
A blonde serves more people in a night.
Why can't blondes put in lightbulbs?
Keep breakin em' with hammers.
How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
There's a stamp on it.
What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had a NC-17 (no under 17's) rating?
Went home and got 16 friends.
What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?
The back of her head.
2007-01-14 14:57:13 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a blonde. She was in a hurry, so she went faster. Unfortuneatly, she crashed into a grumpy truck driver. The truck driver came out, forced the blonde out and drew a circle around her. "Don't step out of the circle!" he said. he grabbed a a hammer and smashed are car door. Suddenly, the blonde giggled. Angry, he smashed her windshield. Again, the blonde giggled, except harder this time. Furious, he smashed he tires, and the blonde laughed like crazy. So the man asks, "What's so funny??" and the blonde says, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!!!!"
2007-01-14 17:08:42 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was a re head, a brunette, and a blonde and they were about to be executed. The red head was first, the officer asked any last words? Then she screams "tornado!" and everyone turns around and she escapes. The next one to be executed was the brunette, the officer asked if she had any last words and she screamed "earthquake!" and everyon turned around and she ran off. The blonde was last and the officer asked if she had any last words and the blonde screamed "fire!" and they shot her!
2007-01-14 14:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you kill a blonde?
there are two answers.
The first Put a scatch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.
The second Give her a gun and tell her it's a blowdryer.
2007-01-14 14:35:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
not a blonde joke, but it is a favorite of mine because I have a daschund.
Why did the cow boy get a daschund?
Everybody told him to get along little doggie.
I know (groan) But I love it :-)
2007-01-14 14:29:36 · answer #6 · answered by callmesahara 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
3 People sitting on bench Russian, American and Blonde
Russiam said: Russia is best, we go to Space first
American Said: America is the best, we were the first ones to go to the moon
BLonde says: Well you know what, blonde are gonna top both of you, were gonna be the first ones to go on the sun
Russian and American, you can't go to the sun you idiot, you'll melt
Blonde: We're not stupid you know, were gonna go at night :)
2007-01-14 14:33:38 · answer #7 · answered by Balln" 2 · 9⤊ 0⤋
how does a blonde turn off the bedroom light
A.she shuts the car door
2007-01-14 15:25:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
here ya go . . .
how do ya get a blonde out of a tree???
u wave at her
how do u tell if a blonde has been sitting at a computer screen?
look for white out marks on the screen
what do you call a blonde with one arm shorter than the other??
PEGgy
what do you call a blonde with one leg shorter than the other??
eiLEAN
how do you tell if a blonde is a true blonde?
turn her upside down....
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
whats a lightbulb?
HOPE YOU ENJOY . . .
U BETTER GIVE ME BEST ANSWER.... LOL!!
2007-01-14 14:33:27 · answer #9 · answered by short fat white girl 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
how do you keep a blonde at home?
you make a circle driveway!
2007-01-14 14:29:53 · answer #10 · answered by nobritx 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋