2007-01-14 14:12:08 · 7 answers · asked by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
I stopped a guy for speeding and he explained that he was wearing new boots and that his feet got stuck in the pedals. When I came back with the ticket for speeding, no insurance, expired inspection sticker, and expired plates he asked "I though I was just getting a ticket for speeding?" I explained "Sorry, my pen got stuck on the ticket."
When I told my brother later of this, he gave me a pen for a gift. On the side of the pen it read "Teflon Non Stick Pen"
Mikeyso, I have also heard of the "These are not my pants" excuse when I found dope in the pocket, and yes I have heard it more than once. LMAO
2007-01-15 05:48:07 · answer #1 · answered by thanson73 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've always liked "I didn't know I was speeding. My speedometer's broken." The problem with this excuse is it is against the law in California to drive without a functional speedometer so either way....
Although I've never personally heard it, I also like the story of the guy who keeps a bottle of water close at hand. When he gets pulled over he splashes a little on his crotch and tells the officer sheepishly that he has a bladder control problem and is trying to make it to a bathroom. This one might even work if you act it out right, maybe with a little tear or an adult diaper laying in the passenger seat.
2007-01-14 17:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by James P 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I went back to a residence to make contact with a suspect in a domestic assault case when a male answered the door. Directly behind the male, was a pile of marijuana sitting on the table. The male that answered the door kept claiming that the marijuana was not his. After arresting the male, I advised the male that I would read him his rights and ask him for a drug test that the city would pay for. I told him that if he came back clean, I would drop the charges. He leaned over to whisper (and directly into my microphone for my car video camera system) and stated, "But I can't. I've been smoking it."
2007-01-14 20:11:13 · answer #3 · answered by bluelights 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A shoplifter with 2 steaks in his pants told me that he was being recruited by the CIA and this was his entrance test.
2007-01-14 17:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by dh1977 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That [insert contraband here] isn't mine. I'm just holding it for a friend.
2007-01-14 15:10:44 · answer #5 · answered by bushido1971 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about, "Oh I see you were skateboarding with your friend, I am going to pin you to a car and search you and your car, then find nothing and pretend we were looking for someone, yet, we didn't even look at you ID." Tax dollars, blah.
2007-01-14 14:20:35 · answer #6 · answered by x06734 2 · 0⤊ 7⤋
plz excuse me.. today is my bday...!!!!!! and then a cute smile and a wink... always works!!
2007-01-14 14:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by ☆ juli ☆ 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋