Little Johnny was going to his faters house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.
He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.
He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God damn thing is so heavy"
A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the chruch...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere"
Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"
The prist replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon"
Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling"
2007-01-14 14:08:55 · 12 answers · asked by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah, no one rides for free,lol!
2007-01-14 14:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 18:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by jarvie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. 10/10
2007-01-14 14:27:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-01-14 14:14:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is acctually really funny. I usually don't like little johnny jokes but that was good.
2007-01-14 14:12:54 · answer #5 · answered by megmotox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was good. I like the part about God is everywhere.
bds
2007-01-14 15:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA ha ha great 9/10
2007-01-14 15:27:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke and funny too.
2007-01-14 14:18:13 · answer #8 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe... that's funny...where on earth did you got tha idea huh? you're cool...
2007-01-14 14:16:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-01-14 14:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by Balln" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋