When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
2007-01-14 13:46:31 · 12 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris hit a brick.
2007-01-14 13:53:19 · answer #1 · answered by Lionwarlord 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris always get the bad guys on Walker, Texas Ranger.
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2007-01-14 16:00:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only sleeps with guys because there are no more girls for him to do.
2007-01-14 14:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by ellomotto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean he doesn't get wet - the ocean gets Chuck Norris.
2007-01-14 13:51:02 · answer #4 · answered by Kris 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris created all the colors in the rainbow - except for pink...Tom Cruise created pink.
2007-01-14 14:45:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anna 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha Chucktatorship
2007-01-14 13:59:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go chuck norris! He lives like, 45 minutes away from me. muahahaa
2007-01-14 13:49:50 · answer #7 · answered by Evan J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won that dodgeball game...F**kin' Chuck Norris!!
2007-01-14 14:01:48 · answer #8 · answered by Kevin M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who the heck is Chuck Norris?
2007-01-15 08:16:17 · answer #9 · answered by ClaireBear 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
who is chuck norris?
2007-01-14 15:24:30 · answer #10 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋