hid in her closet waiting for her to come home from work,and when she opened up her closet i jumped out and said i'm your new neighbour.
i just moved in and i wanted to introuduce myself
i realize i have a strange sense of humour but if she's the same as me i picture us laughing the night away i was also thinking of bringing my favorite dish in case things go well we would have some eats corn flakes with ranch dressing
anyway what ya think funny or what
i don't want her to get the wrong idea this isn't sexual
and this is something that could really turn a person on
2007-01-14 13:33:09 · 12 answers · asked by high 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
you're a freak, dude!
2007-01-14 13:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by kjfhalwiurkljn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that happened to me, I would find the nearest lamp and slam it over your head!
It does sound really funny, but that kind of thing could be really scary, so don't do it. You never know, maybe she has been abused/mugged/raped in the past. She could take it totally the wrong way and call the cops.
Think up something else funny. Maybe take an uncooked potato, stick some fake eyes on it and cut out a speech bubble "Hi, I'm your new neighbour" and stick it on her doormat, ring the doorbell and hide. That would be funny.... and WITHOUT the lawsuit
;-)
2007-01-14 13:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by midsojo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm im pretty sure she would think you were creppy as hell and call the cops..this is not a normal thing people do..even if you are normal and just having harmless fun she doesnt know you yet and shes goign to think you are crazy.
2007-01-14 13:38:42 · answer #3 · answered by thereis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you would go to jail for breaking and entering, robbery, and a long list of other things. Actually, I just re-read your question and that might be the best place for you. :)
2007-01-14 13:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by azjen77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u must be high ! what r u thinking ? how about just gong over and introducing ur self first then u can play silly jokes with her , u have no idea how she will react , so meet her first scare her to death later !
2007-01-14 14:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by amal L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may end up gettin yourself shot!!
Maybe you should plan on just sending her self made little IOU's putting them on her door and such. Like: I O Y one snacky munchin date, please rsvp , is 9PM tonite okay? Stuff like that.
Or dress up funny and ring her bell, but doing what you suggested may not be funny even to her. Good luck
2007-01-14 13:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by avalm@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad idea, she could have you arested for trespassing, or then yet again she could have your sense of humor
2007-01-14 13:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by Girly-Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they could call the cops and they'll probably think you're crazy
2007-01-14 13:51:53 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She might have you arrested, but you won't know unless you try.
2007-01-14 13:39:43 · answer #9 · answered by Joe Prosnick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont do it, i would be very creeped out if i was your neighbor!
2007-01-14 13:37:20 · answer #10 · answered by f.lipped 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋