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2007-01-14 13:14:27 · 4 answers · asked by Gio 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What book in the Bible tells you that it is the man's job to fix the coffee?
What does it say on the atheists tombstone?
Hebrews
All dressed up and no place to go. lol
2007-01-14 13:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you give to a dead asrtonaut?
An orbituary.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
It was too chicken.
How do you test the quality of a taco?
Use a tacometer.
There you are, clean, difficult and ORIGINAL.
2007-01-14 21:27:45 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Decipher the phrase (answers in capitals)
ggse
SCRAMBLED EGGS
ppod
TWO PEAS IN A POD
rpi
A GRAVE ERROR
2007-01-14 21:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what goes up and down but never moves? stairs. what is eatable has the word explode in it and is a popular snack? popcorn.
2007-01-15 12:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by lilc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋