How To Clean Your Toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up & add 1/8 cup of
pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat & soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet & close both lids. You may need to stand on
the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate & make ample suds.
Never mind the noises coming from the toilet, the
cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush 3 or 4 times. This provides a "power-wash"
& rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door. Be sure there
are no people between the bathroom & the door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, &
quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
through the bathroom, & run outside where he will
dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet & the cat will be sparkling
clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
2007-01-14 13:06:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Geez, some people have NO sense of humor! It's a joke, people.
2007-01-14 13:13:53 · update #1
lol. Cute.
"Never mind the noises coming from the toilet, the
cat is actually enjoying this."
2007-01-14 13:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Made ME laugh! But I can see where a cat wouldn't be amused!
2007-01-14 13:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by 5gr8k9s 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before.....hilariously funny!
My cats wanted me to tell you that they don't appreciate it though.
2007-01-14 13:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by KJ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I didn't know better I would think you don't like cats.
2007-01-14 13:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by starting over 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha.
I got an e-mail of that from flowgo.com.
2007-01-14 15:38:31 · answer #5 · answered by iluvmyfrenchbulldogs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
2007-01-14 16:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by Shepherdgirl § 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-01-14 13:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by LucyPooBird 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wierd???
2007-01-14 13:13:27 · answer #8 · answered by Cheesus 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that is too good! you are hilarious!
good joke
2007-01-14 13:32:43 · answer #9 · answered by <3 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's funny, but REALLY REALLY MEAN, but still funny....
2007-01-14 13:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by heartbroken 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋