A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she decided to go for a walk when she was shot in the stomach.
The Doctor said the children would be fine but they would each have a bullet inside them.
It was sixteen years later when one of her girls came down and said that when she had a sh'it she found a bullet so the mum explained the story.
A bit later her second daughter came down and said when she went for a pi,ss she found a bullet, so for the second time she explained the story.
All of a sudden her son came down in a right state. His mum turned around and said "Don't tell me: you went to the toilet and found a bullet".
He then turned back and said "No, I was having a w'ank and I shot the dog!"
2007-01-14 12:33:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH....dude u,ve got some nice jokes!
2007-01-14 13:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10.
2007-01-14 12:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb
2007-01-14 18:57:03 · answer #3 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-01-14 12:52:49 · answer #4 · answered by Im_Liverpool_Til_I_Die!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-14 17:17:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-01-14 12:40:50 · answer #6 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lolololololoolollolollollolloll
2007-01-14 12:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by bodybronx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor dog.
2007-01-14 12:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by istitch2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-01-14 12:44:45 · answer #9 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, you're on a roll today
2007-01-14 19:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋