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this is a real problem because i have converted to islam in order to get married to a muslim guy, but bacon is so awesomely good

2007-01-14 12:33:32 · 20 answers · asked by pumpmar 2 in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

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Forget it...make him convert! There is no way to stop liking the stuff.

2007-01-14 12:41:35 · answer #1 · answered by thisismypinkcloud 3 · 1 1

Pumpmar, are you ready for this?
In a certain Country, I won't say where. There was a Farmer who owned many pigs. This Farmer would go out at night and try to find prostitute's to have sex with him or engage in other weird activity. After he has had sex with these Women he would kill them and feed them to the pigs. The whole Town became outraged and Police were looking for these bodies for a very long time and never found any. The Women were disappearing with out a trace!.....Until they traced this horrible crime straight to a farm and found very small amount of human remains/bones scattered among the pen. The Farmer was feeding the pigs human flesh! So imagine what you could be eating.True story.
Pumpmar, you're very strong to convert to someones religion.
Good-Luck in your relationship.

2007-01-17 15:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Cricket 6 · 0 0

You don't have to hate it because you're married to an Islam but, it's full of slimy fat (the light stuff), and this is more sausage but they put brains in the cheap stuff and wrap some in intestines. It's all really greasy and oily, once my friend had sizzling bacon grease fall on his hand and all the skin blistered and fell off. Bacon is ick.

2007-01-14 13:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by cougarsrock55 2 · 0 1

Seems like you're giving an awful lot for this guy. Maybe he could give a little, and not tell the islamic world that you are a bacon eater!

2007-01-14 12:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by sfb_wolfpack_girl 2 · 0 0

Watch a video on how a pig is slaughtered and you won't have to worry about ANY pork, let alone bacon.
You can get BEEF bacon too y'know.

2007-01-14 12:39:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I got one word for you. Trichinosis. Pig meat is wormy by nature. So every time you want a piece of bacon, think about worms taking root in your small intestine.

2007-01-14 12:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by foxxxyjade 2 · 0 1

Ok, the **** pigs eat gets in its stomach. So the bacon has the fat of the pig and the **** that the pig eats.

K, that should do it.

2007-01-14 12:37:33 · answer #7 · answered by Ander 1 · 0 0

congrats on making your decision to convert and getting married!!
my mother went through the same thing, and now she hates even the smell of bacon, so time will help. all i can say is think of all the fat on it, the grease clogging your arteries, watch how one is slaughtered and how pigs live inthe mud and eat garbage, and it might help. good luck!

2007-01-14 12:43:44 · answer #8 · answered by runnergal08 3 · 0 1

Try turkey bacon.

2007-01-14 12:40:29 · answer #9 · answered by la buena bruja 7 · 0 0

They kill little baby piggies for it. That's why I'm a vegetarian...

Oh, and try eating soy bacon. It's good, strangely.

2007-01-14 12:41:19 · answer #10 · answered by Aidan L. 2 · 0 1

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