He took a shot at a good-sized black bear and it started to charge at him out of panic. The priest ran as fast as he could but the bear eventually, inevitably, caught up. the priest in a final act of desperation knelt down and began to pray. "Please, oh please, save me, Lord!" cried the priest "Show this bear the error of his ways and make him a Catholic!"
Sure enough the bear kelt down beside the priest and began to pray as well. The Catholic lept upwards and rejoiced "Praise the Lord, a miracle has occured! The bear is praying with me!"
And the bear says....
"No, just saying grace."
:)
2007-01-14 12:32:42 · 13 answers · asked by Khalin Ironcrow 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Im glad no one thinks Im being disrespectful, because I don't want to be. I've got massive respect for catholics, but I still think its a great joke :P
2007-01-14 12:39:19 · update #1
The 70's? Really? Hehe I guess it's true, the good ones stand the test of time.
2007-01-14 12:40:57 · update #2
I can't believe they still tell that one. That's from the 70's!
2007-01-14 12:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by djm749 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda old and not very funny anymore. But good effort.
2007-01-14 12:37:57 · answer #2 · answered by Heaven's Messenger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke - but still good and funny!
2007-01-14 12:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one before, defiantly a good one.
2007-01-14 12:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Freakin' great! LMFAO
2007-01-16 12:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by Rapunzel XVIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmmfao man oh man that's hilarious
2007-01-14 12:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! good one hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2007-01-14 12:38:40 · answer #7 · answered by Evil Atheist Conspirator 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha that was great!!
2007-01-14 12:36:17 · answer #8 · answered by INDRAG? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that great man!
2007-01-14 12:36:17 · answer #9 · answered by johnny.zondo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh, that's a joke? okay, in fairness, that's funny. :-)
2007-01-14 12:36:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋