A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
2007-01-14 12:27:46 · 22 answers · asked by Phil C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didnt even read ur question cos i am so full of beer that i know the answer is yes
2007-01-14 12:31:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'll let you in a LITTLE secret. During my college days... several times did I drink beer while studying for tomorrow's exam... and what did I got? Oh, I just got the 90% everytime! Or higher... I even got the 7th place for my math exam.
HOW COOL IS THAT? Just drink moderately... Be sober for months... then get wasted for A DAY. Worth it!
2007-01-15 00:09:50 · answer #2 · answered by Ga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course it does. I think we will all drink to that!
Our beer,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the local.
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
As we forgive those who spillest
against us.
And lead us not into the practice of
poncy wine tasting,
And deliver us from alcopops,
For mine is the bitter'
the ale and the lager'
Forever and ever:
BARMEN
2007-01-15 06:21:17 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why I always insist on driving home after having a "few" beers, because I am so smart.
2007-01-14 21:21:27 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry for the delay.. i was picking Jack up, his mate Mr Lemonade also needed a lift then his 2 mates.... ice cube and vanilla ice called and asked if they could ride with Mr Daniels and Mr lemonade in my glass carriage. i agreed but did state that it would be a short journey as Mr Bladder and Mr Toilet are waiting for them LOL
2007-01-14 20:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by The Dazzler 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is definately true. I have an IQ of 180 but only 120 when I sober up. ha ha ha
2007-01-15 03:08:50 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree! I had a few beers and feel smarter already!
2007-01-14 20:41:23 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I've had several beers tonight, and if that is the case, I am a geinus
2007-01-14 20:36:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dumber.
2007-01-14 20:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the beer drinkers i know,either dont know where they are,or cant remember where they live...or they used to fall in the creek.
2007-01-14 20:39:48 · answer #10 · answered by tugboat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋