A man walks into a barber's shop and asks how many people are waiting to be served. "I've got three cuts and a shave booked this morning," replies the barber. The man leaves but comes back the next day. "How many are waiting today?" he asks.
"I've got two cuts, a dye-job and a shave." replied the barber.
Next day the man is back with the same question, and the barber talls him, "Four cuts and a wash."
This goes on for weeks until the barber gets suspicious - perhaps the man is a rival planning on opening his own barber shop in the area. Perhaps he wants to find out how much business he can expect.
To solve the mystery he gets his assistant to follow the man the next time he drops by.Next day the man comes in, asks the usual question and leaves,this time trailed by the assistant.
When the assistant gets back,the barber says, "Well,who is he? Where did he go?"
The assistant replies,"I don't know who he is,but he seems to be a friend of your wife.He just went round to your house."
2007-01-14 12:10:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
emmoly - not get it???
2007-01-14 12:52:59 · update #1
LOL funny
2007-01-14 12:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by smilez_9o2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-01-14 19:05:35 · answer #2 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that naughty barbers wife. He's out cutting hair all week to support them both and shes at home doing dirties with another man.
I think it's a disgrace!!!
oh it's a joke, silly me ha ha ha
2007-01-14 19:12:11 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he could have been a barber giving her a lady shave or her gardener and was trimming her bush 10/10
2007-01-14 18:30:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gota love that joke
2007-01-14 12:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by Danielle F 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love that joke! ha!ha!ha!
2007-01-14 12:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-14 15:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn SOB I would cut him with a shaving kit and beat him with the box
2007-01-14 12:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by Andrew H. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-01-14 12:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Love it.
2007-01-14 12:13:51 · answer #10 · answered by ARMY Babe 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋