Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her a'ss
Now two of his front teeth are missing
Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of c0ck
cos Jill's a fuc'kin tranny.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and whispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now its black and crispy
Mary 'ad a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
She took it down the garden path
And kicked its fuc'king cu*t in!!!!!
My friend Billy
Had a ten foot willy,
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with a rake
And now its only 4 ft 4.
2007-01-14 12:01:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-14 12:06:39 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Jill is a transy =O. They're really funny jokes XD
My favorite was the jack and jill ones and the last one. Great Jokes =)
2007-01-14 12:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by BlueRocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good un's lol
teddy bears picnic:
if you do down in the woods today your sure of a big suprise
if you go down in the woods today, you better do up your flies
coz mum and dad are having a sh@g
and uncle bob is sucking his kn0b
and aunty jean is having a go with graaaanddad!
postman pat:
postman pat,postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat
all his guts went flying
pat was nearly crying
picking all the gibletts off the floor
pat was in his garden
(prrrt)...i beg your pardon
pat you are ..a really dirty old maaaaan
2007-01-14 12:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they have been marvelous! humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall... scrambled eggs, attractive! whats up diddle diddle the cat had a piddle everywhere in the kitchen floor, the little canine laughed to work out such relaxing so the cat did relatively greater! (P.S. the owner got here returned very disillusioned and skinned the little bugger!) PANDA!!!
2016-12-16 04:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny. Me and my friend were laughing. You should make another one like p.3.
2007-01-14 12:08:31 · answer #5 · answered by Rebeldegirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 lol
2007-01-14 12:58:48 · answer #6 · answered by bodybronx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, it's like being back at school
2007-01-14 19:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he loves to make love
2007-01-14 12:04:16 · answer #8 · answered by cese1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry those are funny :D
2007-01-14 12:06:02 · answer #9 · answered by curiosityreincarnated 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mind if I use them?
2007-01-14 12:10:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋