whats the funniest thing a child has ever said to you ? my daughter..?

Question

when i visited a friend who was having a new kitchen put in and had a skip in her front garden, turned around when i pulled up in the car and said "Oh look mummy, Carol's got a new boat" what a hoot! look forward to other funnies.....

Answer 1

well some little kid said this to my sis when she lifted up her arms. " why do you have chicken feathers in your armpits miss".... she was real embarrased.

Answer 2

Well, when my sister was maybe 3 or 4, she came to us one day to tell us that she had a headache, but not knowing the word headache, she came to us and said that her brain hurt. The way that she said it was so serious that it was hard to keep a straight face.

With my daughter, who's 2 1/2, it's not always what she says, but how she says it. She's a bit of a chocoholic and whenever she has a piece, she'll sit oooing and aaahing over it and then stop, turn to me and say, "Mommy, I LOVE chocolate!" She calls Chicken McNuggets "Chicken Fuggies". I also love how she says hello and goodbye to inanimate objects or to places (McDonald's) and how she just randomly breaks out into song (her current favorite is the "I like to move it, move it" song from Madagascar).

Kids are the best!

Answer 3

When my daughter was three I took her to her great uncles funeral. I told her that he passed away and we were going to church to remember him. I didn't mention anything about the casket or the body being in the church because I didn't think that she was old enough to handle this. At the end of the mass they wheeled the closed casket down the aisle and I fighured she wouldnt even notice. When we got into the car I asked her how she liked the mass for uncle Joe. She replied " it was really nice mommy but where were they going with that piano?" It was a sad day but we had a good laugh.

Answer 4

My 3 y.o daughter comes out with so many things that crack me up it's hard to remember them all!
She loves Dora the Explorer and one day we were in a charity shop and there was this purple lamp shade from a standard lamp on the floor and she said "Look, it's a volcano!"

I had a young girl visiting me once and we were eating Sweet and Sour pickled gurkins out of the jar and she asked me seriously "How do you know which are the sweet ones and which are the sour ones?"

Answer 5

At my son's third birthday party he had been playing outside with the other kids, but everyone had come inside. I looked out the window to see my son sitting at the patio table staring into space. So, I called outside, "Come inside, it's time for cake." He turned and looked at me very seriously and said in a very calm voice, "No, I'm busy."
That's the first time he had ever said anything like that, it was so funny.

Answer 6

I went on vacation with a family i babysit for and the three year old girl i was with pulled on my hand and said (very matter of factly) "Look, there's a man, he has a penis."

When I was little I was sitting with my gramma and her friends and I interupted their conversation by clicking my heels together and saying "Its going to be a Dorothy kind of day!"

I work at the Little Gym and we were going around having the kids say their names and ages. One boy introduced himself then said "this is my daddy jim and he is 32 years old!"

Answer 7

well i actually missed my sons funniest one, our local radio goes round the primary schools every so often and will pick a few kids to have a say on the radio, i had no idea my son would be picked but the mums informed me that afternoon at the school gate apparently he was to give his name and say something about himself what his hobbies were etc,
he proudly gave his name and said i am six years old next week on thursday, gave the name of his class and school and went on to say i love riding my bike on two wheels, and playing with my balls, (he likes playing both rugby and football so therefore has got balls rather than a ball) the headmaster told me he was in tears of laughter its still a joke amongst the mums today

Answer 8

My daughter love babies. And being a pre-schooler, she's always curious and constantly asking me questions. Whenever we see a pregnant lady, she will ask me what's inside? And I told her a baby is sleeping inside just like she and her lil' brother did when they were babies. She remembered stroking my tummy when I was pregnant but she didn't know it was her brother inside as she's only coming to 3 then.
She asked me how did the baby get inside the tummy. And I didn't know how to reply so I just smiled and shifted her attention to something else. From then on, when she see pregnant lady, she ask: "You must have eaten a lot that's why you have a baby inside." She thinks by eating a lot, one could get pregnant :D
She too did ask me how did the baby come out. I told her from the place we pee pee. But she's still curious. And one day, there's a documentary about childbirths on Discovery channel and I made her watch. She was really interested that she sat in front of the tv, watch and kept quiet. But after watching, she have lotsa questions for me :D

Answer 9

When I was four, I was helping my mum lay the table for her dinner guests. All of the dinner guests arrived and sat at the table, when my auntie Ann noticed that she did not have a knife and fork. My mum asked me why I had not put out a knife and fork for Auntie Ann, and I replied: "Well mummy, you said that she ate like a horse, so I didnt think that she would need them!" Hahahaha!

Answer 10

When my daughter (Now 16) was about 6 years old,I was with her at a cemetery,visiting the grave of a friend.She was looking at the years in which people had died,and saw one lady who had passed away in January,1991.She realized that was the same month and year she was born,and proclaimed,quite excitedly,'Mommy,she went up so I could come down here!'

Answer 11

My daughter (@ 5 years previous) wanted to play along with her youthful cousin who exchange into merely approximately 3yrs previous... however the three year previous wanted not something to do with every physique or something aside from the pile of making blocks in front of him. My daughter stammered into the front room the place all of the adults have been sitting. hands crossed in front of her and a scowl I had never seen earlier. as quickly as we asked her what exchange into incorrect she merely appeared around, and then pointed returned in direction of her cousin and reported "He merely won't cooperate!!!" My sister laughed so stressful her espresso got here out of her nostril. lol