Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman
"What have u got there?"
Said the pieman unto Simon
Pies you d'ickhead.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its a'rse
and turned its wool to nylon
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
Little boy blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
2007-01-14 11:47:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please tell me you don't work in a nursery!!!! lol
give me a giggle though!! xx
2007-01-14 11:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-01-15 01:59:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were brilliant!
humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
humpty dumpty had a great fall...
scrambled eggs, lovely!
hey diddle diddle the cat had a piddle all over the kitchen floor, the little dog laughed to see such fun so the cat did a little bit more!
(P.S. the owner came back very upset and skinned the little bugger!)
PANDA!!!
2007-01-15 08:24:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pinocchio looked up Miss Muffet's skirt
"Tell me more lies" she cried !
Hi Shredder. Is Godd good ?
2007-01-15 03:44:26 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack & Jill ran up the hill so jack could lick Jills fanny,
Jack got a shock
A mouthful of coc.k
Cuz Jills a friggin tranny!
2007-01-15 01:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by Mosez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb,
She thought it was a runt,
It pissed her off so much one day,
She kicked it up the c**t!!!
Mary had a little lamb,
She couldn't stop it grunting,
She took it behind the garden shed,
And kicked its little c**t in!!!
2007-01-15 01:17:27 · answer #6 · answered by niccilicci 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol gave me giggles
2007-01-14 21:04:39 · answer #7 · answered by bodybronx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the nusery rhyme king
2007-01-15 03:18:07 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Godd giggle that.......cheers !!
2007-01-14 19:57:01 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard them before, they are funny!
2007-01-14 19:54:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. tsk! tsk! tsk! LOL.
2007-01-15 09:47:26 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋