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Question

An Irishman has been drinking at a pub all night.
The landlord finally says that the bar is closing. But when the Irishman stands up to leave, he falls flat on his face. He tries to stand again, with the same result.
He decides to crawl outside and get some fresh air to sober him up.
Once outside, he tries to straighten up - but again falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl home. when he arrives at the door, he tries to stand up - but again falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and into his bedroom.
This time he manages to pull himself upright, but immediately he collapses on to the duvet and falls asleep.
He's awakened the next morning by his wife shouting, "So you've been out drinking again!"
He says, "What makes you say that?"
She says, "The pub called - you left your wheelchair there again."

Answer 1

great one fingers what do you do for a living ? joke writer 10/10

Answer 2

nice in a scale of 10 its an 11

Answer 3

Fabulous - Hard to find a joke you havent heard before - well done!!!!!

10/10 for funniness
10/10 for originality

Answer 4

Very Funnie

Answer 5

hilarious! 10 out of 10

Answer 6

that is fu**in class!!!!!

i've well give you a thumbs up for that! guess which joke will be doing the rounds in my office block tomorrow ha ha

about time we had some decent jokes in this section.. way ta go..

ya got anymore?

Answer 7

there was an old woman runing all over the park ,screamin, playin with the kids why?

she wanted somebody to tell her set down girl

Answer 8

10/10 that was soooo funny!

Answer 9

I've heard that before, quite funny!

Answer 10

10/10! nice one!