Please Blondes don't be offended and send me hate mail, i'm blonde amd i think it's very funny!
A BLONDES YEAR IN REVIEW
JANUARY - Took new scaf back to shop because it was too tight
FEBRUARY- Fired from pharmecy job for failing to print labels.......HELLOOOOO bottles wont fit in printer
MARCH- Got really excited finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said 2-4 years
APRIL- Trapped on escalator for hours...Power went out
MAY- Tried to make jelly.. wrong instructions...8 cups of water wont fit in those little packets
JUNE- Tried to go water sking..couldn't find lake with a slope
JULY- Lost breast stroke competition....found out later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms
AUGUST- got locked out of car in rain storm..car swamped because soft top was open
SEPT-The capital of California is "C" isn't it?
OCT- HATE m&m'S they are so hard to peel
NOV-Baked turkey for 41/2 days.. instructions said 1 hor per pound.i weigh 108
DEC- couldn't call 911 no 11 on phone
2007-01-14 11:42:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whats your favourite month?
2007-01-14 11:51:54 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHA! LOL!
It was really funny!
no offence, but they are really dumb (not the joke, but blondes)
I'll give you an 11, 'cause it waaaaay 2 funny!
thanks for making me laugh!
-Roberta
2007-01-14 11:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Roberta. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-14 11:50:07 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey22_jp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant :)
Ten blondes and a brunette are on a rock-climbing expedition when some grappling hooks give way leaving them all clinging to one rope. To prevent any more hooks falling out they all agree that someone has to let go of the rope to reduce the weight. For an agonising moment no one volunteers, then the brunette gives a rousing speech saying she will sacrifice herself to save the others - and all the blondes applaud!
2007-01-14 11:50:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
March!!! But April & October are brilliant too!
2007-01-18 03:32:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha! Yep, very good! Reminds me of someone I know. I love her to bits but she's a proper blonde!
2007-01-17 02:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by Kickinkitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real funny and cute. I liked all of them. I also am a blonde.
2007-01-14 11:49:42 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny my favorite month was MARCH
2007-01-14 12:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by AnGeL!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
march
2007-01-18 06:52:38 · answer #8 · answered by iamthesuperior 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do blondes protect themselves during sex?-They use a bus shelter
2007-01-15 00:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Good Ones! LOL.
Thanks for all the laughs! Have a great day!
2007-01-15 01:50:10 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋