i am sooo bored?

Question

tell me a joke or something..

Answer 1

A black guy, a white guy, and a Pollock are driving down a country road when they break down. They all walk to the nearest house and knock on the door. When the farmer answers the door, they ask if they can stay the night and find someone to fix the car in the morning. The farmer says they can stay as long as they don't try anything with his daughter. The three men agree. At dinner, the houseguests finally get to see the farmer's daughter and she is the most beautiful woman the men have laid eyes on. After the men finish dinner, the farmer recommended that everyone should go to sleep early so the guys can get back on the road as early as possible. Everyone in the house settles into bed. A short while later, the white guy decides he can't wait anymore and goes up to the daughters room. Since he doesn't want to be caught by the girl's father, he dumps a bag of popcorn on the stairs so he can hear if the father wakes up to check on the girl. The white guy has 'relations' with the girl and then carefully sneaks back to bed. A little while later, the black guy gives into the same temptation. Since the black man doesn't want to wake up the farmer, he decides it would be best to pee on the popcorn so it won't make any noise when he steps on it. After doing so, he goes and has sex with the girl, then comes back to bed. Finally, the Pollock decides it's his turn. The next morning when the car is fixed and they are on their way again, the three men talk about the events of the previous night. The black guy asks the white one how he thought the daughter was. The white man replies, "She was great for me, how about you?" The black guy agrees that she was a great lay. The two turn to the Pollock and ask him how he thought the girl was. The Pollock responds, "She wasn't too bad, but the popcorn on the stairs was absolutely delicious!"

Answer 2

guess what we talked about in my french class this week.

We have been reading this french play and in one scene it talked about a reve delicioueus, which is a delicious dream. And he made a mess in his bed so we were trying to figure out if he either pissed the bed or if he had a "wet dream" There are 2 guys in my class and the teacher asked them if that was what would happen and they were like "moving on now to the next scene" It was funny

Then we were reading some more on another day and it was about this boy couldn't go into the showers because he was circumsized and the others weren't (takes place during the Nazis) so one of my class mates (girl) asked what the difference between a circumsized PEN15 was and an uncircumsized one and the teacher actually DREW a PEN15 on the board to show her what an uncircumsized one was and then explained not only to her but to the whole class how different they would look. It was embarrising for the guys and funny for the girls.

It was great!! I'll never forget last week and other "naugty" classes in french!!!

Answer 3

OK, i was walking in the snow and a dog bit me. so then some mcdonalds guy got mad and hit the dog with a pan. later, a cop saw that and shot that cook dead.

Answer 4

Here goes this joke again....

An American and an Indian are up in an airplane,
The American gets up and jumps out and yells GERONIMO
The Indian gets up and jumps out and yells MEEEEEEEEEE!


Christian in Pa

Answer 5

this is more of a riddle than a joke. u are in a cabin. u die instantly. u didn't get murdered, u didn't die of natural causes, u didn't commit suicide. how did u die?


email me ur answer: [e-mail]

Answer 6

OR SOMETHING!
j/k
spades is like sex
if u dont have a goood partner
ud better have a goood hand
hope that cheers u up

Answer 7

knock knock?
whos there?
nobody.
nobody who?
...

( omg, that is such a stupid joke)