the other day just in time to see a dog with his front paws stretched up to the counter. There you go sandy said the butcher ,two steaks thats just 4 pounds. The dog lifted his right paw and dropped 4 pounds on the counter , took the bag of meat and walked out the door.Thats fantastic I said to the butcher ,oh he comes in 3 times a week ,always gets it right. I thought I've just got to see what he does now so I followed him.He went down the high street ,turned left then right walked down the street then opened a gate to a house ,turned and closed the gate behind him , walked up to the front door and tapped on it with his paw, The door opened and a guy picked the dog up by the scruff of the neck ,thumped him ,dropped him on the floor ,and kicked him into the house. Oy I shouted ,thats one clever dog you got there. What did you hit and kick him for? cause its the second time this week that he's forgot his key!
2007-01-14 11:23:40 · 10 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one ha ha here is another A duck walked into a shop and asked for 2 pork chops the man said go away it is not a butchers the following day the duck went back and asked for 2 pork chops the man said go away if you come back I will nail your feet to the floor so the following day the duck went back and asked have you any nails the man said no so the duck replied then can I have 2 pork chops
2007-01-14 11:34:30 · answer #1 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In penitentiary you do stir or prridge , you would possibly want to be ocked in a fancy dell = cellular or a Peter Pan = can . A gypsies kiss = a p1ss A pony and grab = a crap A Richard the 0.33 = a turd A tom tit = a sh1t Somon trout = a snout ( cigerette ) Harry rag = a *** ( cigerette ) Veira Lynes = Skins ( Rolling papers ) Tin , Turkish or bubble bath = chortle The rubber dub dub = the pub Pigs ear = beer Bristol ships = t1ts £a million = a kwid £5 = a lady Gudiver ( fiver ) or a Jax £10 = a tenner £20 = a score £25 = a pony £50 = a bullseye or a nifty £100 = a protracted £500 = a monkey £1000 = an recommendations-blowing or a grand patter = talk scran or scoff = nutrition buckshe = free there is maximum of . i will come lower back in truly when I've remembered some better . Sceptic tank = Yank ( American ) Treacle tart = sweetheart
2016-12-02 06:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one 10 / 10. It may have been the same butchers that I use 'cus last week when I went in I said to the new female assistant "a pound a fillet" to which she replied "a pound you don't"
2007-01-14 18:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :)
A man walks into a bar and says, "Who's the owner of that Great Dane tied up outside?"
A man replies, "It's mine, Why do you ask?"
The first man says, I'm sorry, but my dog just killed your dog."
The owner of the Great Dane is shocked. "Are you kidding?" That dog was huge!"
"I know," says the first man, "but he just choked on my chihuahua..."
2007-01-14 11:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
(dan r) is that true? lol are you for real? Your comment is funnier than the joke :-)
I still prefer simple jokes like........My dog's got no nose. How does he smell? Bloody awful. lol Now there's a classic joke.
2007-01-14 11:32:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a meaty joke.
2007-01-14 11:32:14 · answer #6 · answered by Sam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor doggy, he was just trying to help
2007-01-14 19:21:57 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good on yer !
2007-01-14 11:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are barking mad!
2007-01-14 11:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by richardgriffindundee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is that true ?
2007-01-14 11:28:51 · answer #10 · answered by dan r 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋