And you will have worms, and itch and can't scratch, and suffer painful farts?
Why do I have to keep telling you people this, and you refuse to believe?
What will it take to persuade you? (Contact your local Baptist church for details. Please have your credit card ready.)
2007-01-14 10:39:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Can't I just give you my credit card number and save myself the trouble?
2007-01-14 10:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Burn and rot at the same time? It must be a miracle! I have a question for you: What is your real issue with Christianity? FYI, people testify to whatever amount of light they have, and they don't all have big brains like you and maybe they even make mistakes like mere humans are known to do. But when a believer gives their testimony and the hearer is receptive, the Holy Spirit can bring the word of God alive in the hearer's heart and you should not make fun of their efforts to participate in this.
2007-01-14 18:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by Karen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think its great your soul winning on line ,but that last line about the Baptist church and your credit card was disrespectful dear. You can't buy your way into Heaven.
2007-01-14 18:44:38 · answer #3 · answered by the pink baker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont agree with that, because their has to be a Jewish state for JEsus to return, but if all the Jews convert to Christianity so they wont go to Hell there will be no more jews and then Jesus cant come back like the Bible says. But refering to others Yeah I agree.
2007-01-14 18:44:26 · answer #4 · answered by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How can you burn in hell AND have worms. dont worms burn?
Alright i'll call up my local baptist church and ask about painful farts and see what they say!
2007-01-14 18:44:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you know that until the mid 70's the wordHELL wasn't even in the book. There is no hell, just different levels of heaven and nothing. And I'm sorry, but if my choice is to have to be with bigotted idiots, or nothing for eternity, I'll learn to amuse myself with nothing.
2007-01-14 18:44:08 · answer #6 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I guess that only matters if you plan on being dead forever. Otherwise it is only a minor problem, like a cold, it will go away.
2007-01-14 18:45:17 · answer #7 · answered by lmnchcgfl2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow i am glad to know that you are sharing the gospel, but what happen to the love part of it too
2007-01-14 18:42:54 · answer #8 · answered by spanky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well the burning part is correct but nobody will listen 2 u if present the gospel in that way.......would u if somebody told u that??
2007-01-14 18:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by bball freak 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, good one... you prove your point with the same technique.....excpet that your point is the EXACT opposite of what all the scary cult-like chrisitans had in mind (I wonder what they are thinking now: wow, this guy makes total sense....thank God we have someone fighting on our side)
2007-01-14 18:47:19 · answer #10 · answered by katylady714 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋