once again no offense 2 you blondes i got tis off a website
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
heres another
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''
more later!!
or go 2 ma myspace profile (if ur my friend)
and check out the jokes i got there
are these funny???
2007-01-14 10:38:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes they are funny, but Ouch ! that hurt.
2007-01-14 10:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
Here we go again with the 'dumb blonde' jokes.
You should hear some of the Newffie jokes we have up here in Canada. They were the rage back in the 1970s and 1980s.
2007-01-14 10:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe. I'm blonde and I thought these were hilarious. I always think that my air fresheners are real trees. I'm so dumb.
2007-01-14 10:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by emzy_emz8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even though i am a blonde i think its hilarious actuall i tell a lot of blonde jokes and ive heard those but they never get old.... heres an old one so, a blonde walks into a store and says, sir I'd like to buy this tv, and he says sorry but we dont sell stuff to blondes,.... so she gos and dies her hair black and comes back and she says, sir i'd like to buy that tv and he says, sorry we dont sell stuff to blondes.... so she goes and dies her hair red and she goes back to the store and she says, sir id like to buy that tv and he says sorry we dont sell to blondes and she says how did u no i was a blonde and he says becoause thats a toaster not a tv LOL even though its kind of old i love that joke!!!!!!!!
2007-01-14 10:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aarey darling ek baat suno if you like my poems please do tell me because understanding it is a big thing if you like it ican send you many of them if you send your truename i will tell a poem on that als o try it ? anyway your agoing good see jokes are many selection is biggest think iwill give you one hint if you are a indian go on for indian jokes, desi jokes like imean different kinds don't make it stale probably peoplemight become bored bye love hahahahaha
2016-05-24 02:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DuPont has blond paint now. It's dull but it's already mixed up and spreads easily.
2007-01-14 10:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they are very funny I'll be right there
2007-01-14 10:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one!!!
2007-01-14 10:49:15 · answer #8 · answered by Rascal_Flatts_Fanatic! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha thats funny, but im dirty blonde, so im still blonde, and dam that hurt
2007-01-14 11:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by robert 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are funny 9/10!!!!
2007-01-14 11:16:08 · answer #10 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋