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I was in the shower and I couldn't find shampoo... i opened the curtains and found the shampoo on the counter sink... i tried to reach for it, and suddenly i tripped and landed on the toilet and i Broke two of my fingers...

2007-01-14 10:22:09 · 17 answers · asked by Caribou 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

do not know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-14 10:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by zack k 2 · 0 2

I fell off a too big mountain bike going down the hill and knocked myself unconscious. Here's how it happened: The year was 2002. I was under four feet tall (I'm currently five feet tall). I was at camp, and our cabin was going mountain biking. I didn't want to be left out, so I hopped on the smallest mountain bike available, which was waaayy too big. Because I was so short, I could barely reach the pedals, so I switched to gear to three so I'd be able to pedal easily. So everything was fine and dandy until I got to a hill. I picked up speed and dodged many people on my way down. But I couldn't slow down, so to avoid my friend Megan, I took a sharp left turn, saw a tree directly in front of me, and totally forgot which break was which. I squeezed the left brake, flipped over the handlebars into a tree, got knocked out, and woke up with gravel in my nose and eyes, scratches all over my face, and a deep cut under my nose that scarred over.

2007-01-14 18:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

OMG!! that would hurt so bad, anyways the dumest thing for me was last year in class i was reaching for my pencil that was on the ground and my chair fell over and it was bad and on the same day my teacher called my phone and let the whole class listen to it and it was about 4 minutes long and the whole thing was all about skitlles cuz i had gotten like real bored, it was really wierd, my teacher is a dork

2007-01-14 18:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by my # is 1-800-you-wish 3 · 1 0

I once accidentally knocked about six big jars of olives off the shelf at the supermarket. They all smashed. There were no other customers around, so I left my little basket of groceries on the floor and went to the clerk up front and told him there was a spill in aisle five and I left. What a coward, huh?

2007-01-14 18:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by Commander 3 · 1 0

A bow had fallen out of my 5 speed car. I went to go get the box and had put on my parking break and essentionally almost ran myself over with my own car!
i think that was the stupidest thing i've ever done

2007-01-14 18:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by Carrie H 5 · 1 0

Once I was in the shower... and idk what was wrong with me... but i was washing my hair... and felt something on my shoulder and I jumped! Turns out I forgot to take off my bra... haha it was all wet.
And in camp, I couldn't sleep and it was like 5 in the morning, and someone sent me a letter, and I put it on the floor. So I was going to read it since i couldn't fall asleep, and I picked it up, and there was this HUGE spider on it and I screamed at stupidly dropped the spider on my bed, waking my whole bunk up. And I'm deathly scared of spriders, and no one could find the spider in my bed, and I refused to go to sleep. And everyone thought I made up the whole spider thing, but I saw it!

2007-01-17 20:25:14 · answer #6 · answered by A.P. 3 · 0 0

tripped over soap in shower chipped a tooth
fell down a flight of stairs and broke my jaw
slipped on soccerball in the mud and nearly killed my teammate

2007-01-14 18:28:15 · answer #7 · answered by jack m 2 · 0 0

One time i did a cartwheel in my living room and hit my foot on the coffee table. i could barely walk and the next day i found out that i had sprained it!!!! I also got locked in a bathroom.

2007-01-14 18:45:28 · answer #8 · answered by random gurl 1 · 1 0

Ouch, two fingers? Well, aleast your going to be fine.
Anyways, I went inside and slipped on a ice cube and got covered in boo-boos.

2007-01-15 01:05:45 · answer #9 · answered by Thrills 5 · 0 0

i was in the school bathroom and i was a little off that day, after i washed my hands and forgot where the paper towels were, and i turned around and hit my head on the towel dispenser and fell over!

talk about embarrassing

2007-01-14 18:29:19 · answer #10 · answered by Rhiannon. Stay[[+]] 4 · 1 0

Out on my first date with my high school sweetie - wintercarnival - I stepped out of his car after he dropped me off and slipped right underneath the vehical all dressed up b/c it was icy!!!

I guess it was ok b/c he married me anyway!

2007-01-14 18:53:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anna 3 · 0 0

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