There was a blonde and a brunette. The blonde knows how people think blondes are dumb, so her and the brunette tried to think of ways to change that. The brunette then said she knew how to make hair dye and said they would dye the blondes hair tomorrow. The next day, the blonde went to the brunettes so they could make the hair dye, but the brunette wasnt home. The blonde decided to do it herself. The next day, the brunette invited the blonde over and the blonde arrived bald. The brunette asked what happened, and the blonde said i went over to your house yesterday but you werent home, so i made my hair die myself.
2007-01-14 10:21:06 · 21 answers · asked by pigtails101 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA LOL when I was in the middle of it I was excpecting that HERE READ THIS
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
HAHAH no im kiding
2007-01-14 10:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by kitten baby 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good but what is blonde and a brunette?
2007-01-21 08:46:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke
2007-01-22 14:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by Aror 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about the blonde who was driving down the road and saw another blonde rowing a boat in a feild of cotton.
she stops the car and gets out.
she begnis screaming at the other blonde...
"IT'S BLONDE'S LIKE YOU, WHO GIVE BLONDE'S LIKE ME A BAD NAME, AND IF I COULD SWIM I WOULD SWIM OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR A$$!!"
2007-01-14 18:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL i get it nice one i know some blonde jokes!
2007-01-14 18:25:11 · answer #5 · answered by Ask Kenzie! :-) 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was pretty funny, but it was kinda obvious when it said that she could make her hair dye.
2007-01-21 23:05:08 · answer #6 · answered by nbb? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's terrible. My 3 year old niece has told better
2007-01-14 18:27:44 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Comme-ci, comme-ca.
2007-01-14 18:24:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
nice
2007-01-14 18:29:48 · answer #9 · answered by Missy N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats absolutely hilarious!!! lol
2007-01-22 15:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by 1251 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋